LOL: The League Of Legends
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Jayfeather
Gay Magician
BENCH XMITHIE 2013?
BENCH XMITHIE 2013.
(I'll be crying in the corner goobye Vulcun)
(Even if Vulcun's 1000 percent out of this one I can still throw my support behind OMG to destroy the Korean hype)
BENCH XMITHIE 2013.
(I'll be crying in the corner goobye Vulcun)
(Even if Vulcun's 1000 percent out of this one I can still throw my support behind OMG to destroy the Korean hype)
FUCK. ASFDAGFSD I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MAD I AM ARGHHSHDA.
lost 4 ranked in a row from 97 lp, then win one and get to 99. But thats not all, oh no.
THEN, I play a fantastic game as vayne, and, surprise surprise, I got into promotionals! EXCEPT I DIDNT BECAUSE I FUCKING GOT 0LP FOR A FUCKING WIN
lost 4 ranked in a row from 97 lp, then win one and get to 99. But thats not all, oh no.
THEN, I play a fantastic game as vayne, and, surprise surprise, I got into promotionals! EXCEPT I DIDNT BECAUSE I FUCKING GOT 0LP FOR A FUCKING WIN
Toco Toucan
Member
Best. Team. Ever.
Jayfeather
Gay Magician
what the actual fuck ^
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I THOUGHT VULCUN WAS 1/3 BUT THEY'RE 2/2 SO MAYBE THEY HAVE A CHANCE EEEE
I always get like 30 LP per win because I got demoted due to inactivity. (Don't play ranked anymore)
So I've been getting the ABSOLUTE worst shit teams imaginable.
Last game I had a kass who ended the game with 64 farm vs a FIDDLE not to mention he never left lane while fiddle went everywhere getting super fed. I don't even see how that's possible.
Then I had 2 people never connect until about the 7min mark and then feed.
THEN I had the most rage filled team Ive ever been with. BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, I had a duoque team where one was gold 1 and the other was silver 4 and oh man that silver 4 went mid and fed to all shit and they were yelling at everyone for everything. I cant be anymore done right now
Last game I had a kass who ended the game with 64 farm vs a FIDDLE not to mention he never left lane while fiddle went everywhere getting super fed. I don't even see how that's possible.
Then I had 2 people never connect until about the 7min mark and then feed.
THEN I had the most rage filled team Ive ever been with. BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, I had a duoque team where one was gold 1 and the other was silver 4 and oh man that silver 4 went mid and fed to all shit and they were yelling at everyone for everything. I cant be anymore done right now
BrickWolf
The Concrete Dog
SO WE'RE LOSING THIS ARAM AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET THE NEXUS
SUDDENLY RIOT DEEMS ME THE CHOSEN ONE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME DC'S AT ONCE DUE TO MASSIVE LAG AND I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT
SO LIKE THE HEROIC FUCKER I AM I GET BOTH TOWERS AND THE INHIB AND BY THE TIME EVERYONE COMES BACK WE'RE ABLE TO WIN
SUDDENLY RIOT DEEMS ME THE CHOSEN ONE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME DC'S AT ONCE DUE TO MASSIVE LAG AND I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT
SO LIKE THE HEROIC FUCKER I AM I GET BOTH TOWERS AND THE INHIB AND BY THE TIME EVERYONE COMES BACK WE'RE ABLE TO WIN
TL;DR Riot disconnected everyone just so we can comeback around fuck yeah
I found my problem in ranked
THE ABSOLUTE WORST FUCKING DUO QUES I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON HOLY SHIT.
4 games in a row Ive had a duoque on my team that they are both silver 3 and below and the other team is mid gold.
I cant even BEGIN to explain my rage when I see these duoques feed like Ive never seen a duoque feed before. I think I found the elohell of silver 1. Turn the grill off and put me on a plate Im done. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEFORE? NONO I WAS MEDIUM RARE, IM FUCKING WELL DONE ALMOST BURNT TO A CRISP DONE.
THE ABSOLUTE WORST FUCKING DUO QUES I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON HOLY SHIT.
4 games in a row Ive had a duoque on my team that they are both silver 3 and below and the other team is mid gold.
I cant even BEGIN to explain my rage when I see these duoques feed like Ive never seen a duoque feed before. I think I found the elohell of silver 1. Turn the grill off and put me on a plate Im done. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEFORE? NONO I WAS MEDIUM RARE, IM FUCKING WELL DONE ALMOST BURNT TO A CRISP DONE.
CelesdianAKAJaysers
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(EPIC) Story time with Vino. Sept. 19, 2013
Note: Anything in brackets/parenthesis are small edits to give this story a more epic feelz to it. Everything else was legitimately copy+pasted directly from Teamspeak. The only other thing I edited was not reading this in an epic fashion like I did on Teamspeak. If you missed that, well ya missed out.
Content: Features 1 swear word, a great deal of innuendos, and a large dose of badassery cuz it's Vino we're talking about here.
here is my story of the day
so this really hot girl is standing in line behind me in the dinning hall
we are talking a bit
and we both really want this awesome grilled cheese they have
so
we get up to the food
there is one left
i had to make the decision of my life
grilled cheese, or possible relationship/friendship
i choose the obvious answer
i gave her the grilled cheese
and i starved
loljk screw that
ofc i took the food
i stuck my toung out at her and she pouted
and i said...
WORTH in all chat
now because that leaves an awful cliffhanger im gonna make up the rest of the story
(cue dramatic music and epic voice reading)
As she lay there in dissapointment from not getting her food, she fell to the ground and began crying, nearly flooding the floor with her tears"
"As her knight in shining armor, i vino, walked back towards her, i ripped my shirt off revealing a massive 8-pack
I proceded to brush her hair and help her up
i placed her on top of my white horse and we rode into the sunset
then
our adventure began
*queue avatar the last airbender opening theme*
BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED
BECAUSE THE WATER NATION FUCKED UP
FUCKING KORRA
THE SPIRITS
DARK SPIRITS Yo
back to the love story
as she stared in awe at my massive muscles, i handed her the food and told her "anything for my princess"
As we began talking we walked back to our dorms. Our conversation got prgressivly more intamite
At that moment i recieved a phone call
as i opened my phone she noticed my riven backround, she said "OMG NERD LOL" and then my 8 pack turned into a beer belly and i grew a massive neckbeard. I tilted my fedora and spun my trenchcoat as i walked into the distance
the
end
Note: Anything in brackets/parenthesis are small edits to give this story a more epic feelz to it. Everything else was legitimately copy+pasted directly from Teamspeak. The only other thing I edited was not reading this in an epic fashion like I did on Teamspeak. If you missed that, well ya missed out.
Content: Features 1 swear word, a great deal of innuendos, and a large dose of badassery cuz it's Vino we're talking about here.
here is my story of the day
so this really hot girl is standing in line behind me in the dinning hall
we are talking a bit
and we both really want this awesome grilled cheese they have
so
we get up to the food
there is one left
i had to make the decision of my life
grilled cheese, or possible relationship/friendship
i choose the obvious answer
i gave her the grilled cheese
and i starved
loljk screw that
ofc i took the food
i stuck my toung out at her and she pouted
and i said...
WORTH in all chat
now because that leaves an awful cliffhanger im gonna make up the rest of the story
(cue dramatic music and epic voice reading)
As she lay there in dissapointment from not getting her food, she fell to the ground and began crying, nearly flooding the floor with her tears"
"As her knight in shining armor, i vino, walked back towards her, i ripped my shirt off revealing a massive 8-pack
I proceded to brush her hair and help her up
i placed her on top of my white horse and we rode into the sunset
then
our adventure began
*queue avatar the last airbender opening theme*
BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED
BECAUSE THE WATER NATION FUCKED UP
FUCKING KORRA
THE SPIRITS
DARK SPIRITS Yo
back to the love story
as she stared in awe at my massive muscles, i handed her the food and told her "anything for my princess"
As we began talking we walked back to our dorms. Our conversation got prgressivly more intamite
At that moment i recieved a phone call
as i opened my phone she noticed my riven backround, she said "OMG NERD LOL" and then my 8 pack turned into a beer belly and i grew a massive neckbeard. I tilted my fedora and spun my trenchcoat as i walked into the distance
the
end
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