A change in direction...

[OgroovysamO]

"The ability to permanently remove three non-staff members from the community"

Okay, I would like to remove

• @raxo2222 for being a information noob
• @Wimali for helping way too much
• @OgroovysamO for being a noob on RoF

 

[RyanDodd]

Now I can buy that dog I've been wanting!

 

[Undefined User 7]

Staff will get paid

While at this point in time only Directors will receive a wage, should this scheme prove to improve Blocktopia’s overall popularity and performance, this offer may be extended out to Controllers.​

Alternatively:

 

[Enderfive]

Staff will get paid

In order to guarantee motivation and dedication in our team of server Directors, a quarterly wage will be given, dependent on server performance. For those interested, these wages will be influenced by statistics such as average player count, server stability, and number of staff. While at this point in time only Directors will receive a wage, should this scheme prove to improve Blocktopia’s overall popularity and performance, this offer may be extended out to Controllers. You may wonder from where the funds for these payments will be sourced, which brings us to the introduction of the next feature.

To be honest, the official announcement is a little late. the Bread predicted this months ago. Sure, maybe a few details are different, but that doesn't change the fact that it was in an article of the Bread 5 months ago.

A link to the mentioned article

 

[snowma]

Staff will get paid - WELL FUCK. STILL UNEMPLOYED THEN.

 

[asaechao]

DoD and AoD needs idminecraft people on everyday.

 

[Faliara]

... You know what, I should've known it was an April Fools joke the moment I saw the logo.

To bring an old joke back just in time for April... xD

 

[Sploorky]

Staff getting paid? WHY DID I RESIGN SHIT

 

[anshulgamer]

This is a joke, guys! The community is actually being acquired by aBlockz, please salute to your new overlords.

Impossible coz they seem busy with their classic servers.

 

[Lupus_Stevens]

It took me way too long to realise the date, as I got further and further down I got more and more freaked out until $175. Then I laughed heartily.

 

[JtTorso]

Staff will get paid
In order to guarantee motivation and dedication in our team of server Directors, a quarterly wage will be given, dependent on server performance. For those interested, these wages will be influenced by statistics such as average player count, server stability, and number of staff. While at this point in time only Directors will receive a wage, should this scheme prove to improve Blocktopia’s overall popularity and performance, this offer may be extended out to Controllers. You may wonder from where the funds for these payments will be sourced, which brings us to the introduction of the next feature.

Staff will get paid
Staff will get paid
Staff will get paid
Staff will get paid

 

[Tamsanity]

i hate april 1st
i have made many enemies today.​

 

[Faliara]

i hate april 1st
i have made many enemies today.​

... Ow. *pats on back*

 

[One one two]

San's lucky to be on tenure.

 

[zezmi]

ok
(But really, most probably reaction if real: )

 

[IQD]

fuck iyea dual staff

 

[BrickWolf]

Staff getting paid? WHY DID I RESIGN SHIT

WE COULD HAVE BEEN RICH

 

[Tincidunt_Cattus]

Gosh, can't believe I keep falling for April Fools pranks. X3

 

[Pikmon2]

I don't wanna be the guy who's like "what a crappy joke" on my favorite day of the year, but-

This is an old joke, already dead, and really dissapointing given the previous years jokes. I mean at least when they were obvious they were really weird to make up for it, not just "THIS IS JOKE" essentially being the title and using a dead joke. :/

 

[Awwwyea]

I JUST WOKE UP DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

 

[Ltin]

You must have Blocktopia Premium™ to view this joke.

 

[CloudBryan9]

Thank goodness this is a joke... If it did happen it would be "How to kill Blocktopia 101."

 

[Ltin]

Thank goodness this is a joke... If it did happen it would be "How to kill Blocktopia 101."

Professor Ltin, at your service.

 

[Naoh]

 

[Hunter]

if i donate that much i had damn well better get the sparklies