3 words

[Tiger_087]

Hi,
In this game, someone posts a random statement of his/her choice. The next player can either change or add 3 words to change the statement completely. Then he/she will post their statement.
Example:
1Koakuma1: I like ponies
Ox3c0: 1Koakuma1 likes to see ponies strapped to TNT and grenades.
NOTE: Changing 'I' to a name does not count as a change.

I'll start:
I have the Deathly Hallows

 

[BurnyBurn]

I don't get it.

 

[Tiger_087]

Another example then:
KingSam: I want a bar of chocolate.
Alkatraz: KingSam wants an expensive, rotten, old bar of chocolate.
(statement-to-be-ruined)
K?
I'll start again:
I want people to understand this game.

 

[Celebrir]

I don't get it.

_____
This game is nothing for people thats doesn't speak english well...
I'll quit!

 

[Haiitspbjtime]

I want a new tablet.

 

[Tiger_087]

Haiitspbjtime wants a new tablet for 5,000 dollars.
I like trains...

 

[K1ngHoward]

Tiger_o87 likes trains that attacks people.

I like chemistry.

 

[DarthLego5679]

K1ngHoward likes chemistry that shrinks people.

I like TNT.

 

[Tiger_087]

Darthlego5679 likes TNT which doesn't work.
I want some cheese.

 

[DaniNomsYou]

Tiger wants to be a mouse.

I have some tea.

 

[Tiger_087]

DaniNomsYou has some poisoned, blue coffee.
I want to be a choo-choo train. YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH

 

[DarthLego5679]

Tiger_087 wants to be a choo-choo train that crashes + burns.

 

[DaniNomsYou]

ASDF Darth you didn't say anything!

I want a kitten.

 

[Tiger_087]

DaniNomsYou wants a mutated, infected, pink kitten.
I want a pizza.

 

[Celebrir]

Tiger_087 wants a pizza with extra poop.
I love to explode.

 

[Tiger_087]

Celebrir loves to explode near his computer.
I am happy now.

 

[tinytoe23]

Tiger_087 is happy living on sidewalks now.

 

[Swate]

@tinytoe23

Swate likes eating hamburgers. :3

 

[HarmakAnna]

Swate likes eating one year old hamburgers.
I like to type.

 

[Tiger_087]

HarmakPaul does not like to type words.
I like trees

 

[Swate]

Tiger_087 likes dead saplings.
I had @Airkid for breakfast.

 

[DaniNomsYou]

Swate gave a kid some air for breakfast (because he's a terrible parent).

I hate math homework.

 

[Summer10]

@DaniNomsYou Hates how easy math homework is

I love kittens

 

[F_35c1]

Seems like a case of the necro we've got going on here.

I'll shall send in our top team of necromancers to rectify the problem.

 

[F_35c1]

Our team of necromancers have dealt with the problem.

/closed