I am a James that's not really a James cause to be a James I would be a boy, but I am not a boy, so I can't be a James, yet I am a James, yet really I'm not a James. Maybe I am a fake James. Maybe my Jamesness is unexistant, so you don't know wheather your talking to James or not, because, let's face the fact. Am I really a James? Or am I a not-james? Or a no james? Or a nada james? Hmm, or maybe I'm just a James. Do you think I am a James? Do you even know who I am, or do you just think I'm a weird James now? Or a weird no-james? Maybe a no weird James. That makes it sound like I'm not weird. Either way, I am definatly a James. Hmm, actually maybe I am not a James. I am not really sure. What does the 81818 even mean? AM I A JAMES?!
I think I should shutup ._.