So, I had the urge to write my own little crappy pasta, which are made to emulate video game creepy pastas, which are usually...crappy.
This is mine.
If anyone else makes one, or already has one they made, feel free to share here, and remember, stupidity is key in a crappy pasta.
This is mine.
I am dead now, if you are reading this, that is what I am in the most hyper literal sence of the word "dead" It all happened because I wanted to play an old game of mine, Math blaster. It started as just a small childhood reliving, and i went on over to some sketchy sites to find the download. I came across one site that had it, strangely in a single file
I like not having to wait a long time for downloads, so i chose this one, as it was a small single file. This small single file ended up being my hyper realistic death though. I ran the single file, and it installed like anything else, took a very short 1 to 2 minutes, and I clicked the "done" button when it finished. To this day I wish i didnt, because I would still be alive now.
When I finally ran the file, which really didnt take that long, I just had to make some food before hand, the math blaster game ran like I remember, with the words math blaster. But something was different, the words Math Blaster were BLOOD RED and dripping down the screen, I shrugged this off and clicked "new game" button, to start a new game, like I always did as a child.
In game I couldnt do anything except type the number 6 three times, which confused me, because that makes 666 and that wasnt normally what happens in Math Blaster, normally you do math problems. After typing 666, it finally let me do math, but when I finally answered a question it made a scream, but not like anything ive ever heard in a video game, it was a hyper realistic scream
I wanted to exit, but everytime I did, my computer would just freeze, and then run Math Blaster again, which made me very uneasy. I decided to click a already saved game, and it took me to a pitch black screen, with a single word in blood red coloring. The word was... "MATH" I began to freak out, as that word wasnt usually in blood red coloring in the game, and then it happened, my computer began to bleed.
The blood was hyper realistic and It began to rise up to my neck, and I only had enough time to open notepad, to write down these last words of mine, and I hope that before I die, from being killed hyper realisticly, by hyper realistic blood, I can tell people... that MATH kills...
I like not having to wait a long time for downloads, so i chose this one, as it was a small single file. This small single file ended up being my hyper realistic death though. I ran the single file, and it installed like anything else, took a very short 1 to 2 minutes, and I clicked the "done" button when it finished. To this day I wish i didnt, because I would still be alive now.
When I finally ran the file, which really didnt take that long, I just had to make some food before hand, the math blaster game ran like I remember, with the words math blaster. But something was different, the words Math Blaster were BLOOD RED and dripping down the screen, I shrugged this off and clicked "new game" button, to start a new game, like I always did as a child.
In game I couldnt do anything except type the number 6 three times, which confused me, because that makes 666 and that wasnt normally what happens in Math Blaster, normally you do math problems. After typing 666, it finally let me do math, but when I finally answered a question it made a scream, but not like anything ive ever heard in a video game, it was a hyper realistic scream
I wanted to exit, but everytime I did, my computer would just freeze, and then run Math Blaster again, which made me very uneasy. I decided to click a already saved game, and it took me to a pitch black screen, with a single word in blood red coloring. The word was... "MATH" I began to freak out, as that word wasnt usually in blood red coloring in the game, and then it happened, my computer began to bleed.
The blood was hyper realistic and It began to rise up to my neck, and I only had enough time to open notepad, to write down these last words of mine, and I hope that before I die, from being killed hyper realisticly, by hyper realistic blood, I can tell people... that MATH kills...
If anyone else makes one, or already has one they made, feel free to share here, and remember, stupidity is key in a crappy pasta.