Those disrespectful little shits. Can't even walk to the car without one of the little bastards staring at you with their annoying eyes. I was walking along my street the other day and I saw one of the bastards shitting. SHITTING. Not even in a toilet, but on the pavement. I was so disgusted I threw a stick at the filthy prick and he chased me for a few kilometers before going back home. I wake up in the morning and all I hear is the them squawking until their lungs burst. Those noisy fuckers give me an earache. What's worse is they're content with eating worms - FUCKING WORMS. Sometimes they nick a sandwich off an elderly couple, too (if they're brave). Or perhaps some hot chips - sometimes the stupid fucks get FED by FAMILIES like they're poor and can't afford food. I hate them, I fucking hate them. Fuck them
Fuck birds
Fuck birds