Pfft, who needs diamond swords? I use...

Iguana

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Upon slaughtering the fields of enemies infront of me, I proceeded to rip the bones straight out of them by shoving my arm into their throat and pulling the first bone that comes into contact with my hand. I took the bones, and pissed on them, giving them the smiting power that only Zeus himself holds, and sharpened it against my washboard abs to provide a deadly close quarters combat weapon.
Bitches fear me.
 
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