Pikmon2 Reviews(?): The cookie clicker!11!!

[Pikmon2]

I decided I would write a review on the canidate for GOTY, cookie clicker. Pikmin 3, Last of Us, GTA V, colonial marines, step aside. We got your GOTY. Right. Here.

RATING SYSTEM---
1-10: Cookie

GAMEPLAY:

Click Click (move mouse) click wait an hour click click (x5) click (wait an hour) click click GAME OF THE YEAR

10/10

STORY:

You don't need zombies for your game to have a masterpiece story. You just need stock photos and terrible amazing programming. Not every game needs a story, this is a grade A example of perfection.

10/10

GRAPHICS:

As beautiful as E.T.

13415/10

FINAL SCORE:

12/10 step aside Half-Life 2 you just got beat.

 

[Roobarb Pie]

This game is very moving. Putting you in the shoes of the silent protagonist, you start with nothing, and end having domintated the universe. Although the story starts off lighthearted, towards the 89th hour, the humour dies out, leaving you with a more serious gameplay as the elderly gods awaken and seek to destroy you. I am currently at level 63,684,283,104,657. This is an amazing game, showing the true starkness of humanity as it stands.