Pun Thread!

[lizthehedgehog]

Tell some of your favorite puns!... Or you know, some that are bad but funny. We can all use a ton of laughter. A Skele-TON!

 

[Iggish]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? WHAT HAVE YOUR CREATED!?!

 

[lizthehedgehog]

A pun of fun

 

[Scrable]

This is terrible pun

 

[Notme]

Punny thread

 

[Enderfive]

Oh boy.

 

[Mooglie]

but that's not how puns work
they work best in situations
they have to come from the heart

 

[Jayfeather]

but that's not how puns work
they work best in situations
they have to come from the heart

Reproduced puns that don't need context might be like microwaveable packaged foods but they are still fun 4 the whole family

 

[BanSwift]

Edam! I feel as if this thread was created as a result of me, lightly. Anyway, the puns here are cheesy, although I should be grateful. Honestly, you should all mature a bit though and not get so salty about the misuse of the puns. That's it, tread carefully and brie careful...

I still can't believe I can remember these fromages ago. Gonna go have some hallouminations and be forever provalone.

OK...OK. I get it, I'll go die and maybe eat some de brie.

 

[Terre936]

man this thread is TERREble

 

[lizthehedgehog]

Suddenly a pun of a time!

 

[Catcocomics]

ugh... how long is this going to dragon?

 

[Notme]

Bad pun incoming

Daddy spiders are named because dad can handle them unlike dad's children

 

[Scrable]

What is a website of the police called?

A copweb

 

[Oak Milk]

 

[Scrable]

What is a vodka bottle in a tank barrel called?

A shot of vodka.

 

[Mastersten]

 

[Fiestaguy]

Whenever I play "Bullshit Politicians: The Card Game", I always save my Trump card for last.

 

[Nottykitten]

We should stop posting bad puns in this thread right Meow!

 

[Scrable]

I guess you don't cat the thread.

 

[Notme]

Sorry to be pun breaker, but holydays are ending soon. Its time for skooll.

 

[Iggish]

Edam! I feel as if this thread was created as a result of me, lightly. Anyway, the puns here are cheesy, although I should be grateful. Honestly, you should all mature a bit though and not get so salty about the misuse of the puns. That's it, tread carefully and brie careful...

I still can't believe I can remember these fromages ago. Gonna go have some hallouminations and be forever provalone.

OK...OK. I get it, I'll go die and maybe eat some de brie.

Stop the Cheesy jokes swift!

 

[pilotranger]

I worked with a vampire once...
He was a real PAIN IN THE NECK!
SHAIHIHFIHEFhfiowef

 

[Catcocomics]

please.
you're being a pane in the glass

 

[BanSwift]

I worked with a vampire once...
He was a real PAIN IN THE NECK!
SHAIHIHFIHEFhfiowef

Isn't that more along the lines of irony instead of being a pun? Your puns are in vein. You should go search for your necks pun, maybe it won't be so 'dead.'