Toiletprincess
The Eternal Dinosaur
Have you ever had a completely random conversation with your friends, in or not in the blocktopia community, that you found hilarious. Weeeeeeellll I just did, so I decided to make, well, THIS.
INB4: BUT WE HAV TEH IRC FRED ON DIS
Repeat: BUT WE HAV TEH IRC FRED ON DIS
And this is in OR out of the blocktopia community. It doesnt need to be a conversation, it could just be a moment that happened that you witnessed/was a part of.
EDIT: I DONT KNOW WHO WAS THE MAN AND WHO WAS THE WOMAN. BUT AT THE START IT SEEMED LIKE I WAS THE MAN.
INB4: BUT WE HAV TEH IRC FRED ON DIS
Repeat: BUT WE HAV TEH IRC FRED ON DIS
And this is in OR out of the blocktopia community. It doesnt need to be a conversation, it could just be a moment that happened that you witnessed/was a part of.
This is the conversation that happened with Kylieanna as soon as I got home from the shops like 30 minutes ago.
And yes, It is all in caps and was all spoken in caps.
Me: HONEY I'M HOME
Kylie: GOOD THE MUFFINS ARE READY
Me: OK DEAR, JUST LET ME BRING THE SHOPPING IN
Kylie: ITS MY ORGAN SPECIALTY MUFFINS
Kylie: THEY'RE ON THE DESK DEAR
Me: YES DEAR, THEY LOOK DELICIOUS. JUST LET ME FINISH BRINGING IN THE SHOPPING.
Kylie: OKAY HONEY
Me: *Random stuff I accidentally typed*
Kylie: WHAT IS IT DEAR
Me: OH THEY SMELL DELICIOUS
Me: PASS ME A COLA, SWEETIE. MY LITTLE PONY IS ON.
Kylie: ALRIGHT HONEY HERE YOU GO
Kylie:IM JUST MURDERING THINGS ON WOW
Me: ALRIGHT DEAR
Me: ILL GET ON AS SOON AS I'M DONE
Kylie: IM SAVING THEIR BLOOD FOR MILKSHAKES
Me: THE MUFFINS ARE DELICIOUS. OH AND I GOT THAT BLOOD SAUCE YOU WANTED
Kylie: THANKS SWEETIE
Me: MM THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS
Kylie: I USED MARIOSATR'S ORGANS
Me: OH OKAY
Me: OH, DEAR. JULIA IS COMING OVER FOR TEA, WANT TO STEAL HER ORGANS? I HEAR THEY'RE DIVINE.
Kylie: SURE
Kylie: I HAVE THE CHAINSAWS
Me: I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT DARLING
Kylie: OH YAY WHAT IS IT SWEETIE
Me: HERE YOU GO, A BRAND NEW FLAMETHROWER
Kylie: OH MY
Kylie: I LOVE IT SO MUCH, THANKS DARLING.
Me: IT SEEMS OUR CARNIVOROUS KITTENS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
Me: ILL GO BREAK THEM UP
Kylie: OKAY, REMEMBER TO USE THE CATNIP
Me: KITTIES, I KNOW YOU WANT ORGANS BUT ITS NOT DINNER YET, IF YOU STOP ILL GIVE YOU CATNIP.
Me: THANK YOU DEAR, IT WORKED WONDERFULLY.
Kylie: THE CATNIP IS ENCHANTED WITH RAINBOWS
Me: OH YES
Me: WHAT ABOUT THE UNICORN HORN SOUP?
Kylie: THAT ALSO WORKS AND IS DELICIOUS
Me: AHH YES I AGREE
Kylie: HONEY THE MATTRESSES ARRIVED
Me: OH ALRIGHT, JUST PUT THEM IN THE BASEMENT
Me: THE SLAVES WILL BE PLEASED.
Me: OH, DARLING IT'S HALLOWEEN SOON AND THERE ARE GOING TO BE LOTS OF HEALTHY ORGAN-BEARING CHILDREN AT OUR DOORSTEP.
Me: DID YOU GET EXTRA CHAINS?
Kylie: SORRY, I WAS PAYING THE MAN. I JUST GOT HIS ORGANS.
Me: GOOD WORK HONEY
Kylie: YES I DID, THEY'RE A LITTLE LONG DARLING
Me: WELL WE HAVE A CHAINSAW, WE CAN CUT THE CHAINS
Kylie: YES GOOD THINKING
Me: WHAT ABOUT THE EXTRA MUFFINS? THE CHILDREN WILL WANT SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE WE CAN CUT THEM OPEN.
Kylie: OH YES, I MADE TWO BATCHES.
Me: *insert picture of my cat here*
Me: THE CATNIP WORKED DEAR
Me: ALRIGHT DEAR, WE'RE ALL SET.
Kylie: THATS GREAT DARLING
Me: ALRIGHT, HAVE YOU MADE THE MILKSHAKES YET? I'M PARCHED FROM ALL THE SHOPPING. FARMING FOR BODY PARTS IS TIRING.
Kylie: YES, HOLD ON DUNGEON (Shes playing WoW)
Me: OKAY DEAR, MAKE SURE THE SLAVES DONT ESCAPE FROM THE BASEMENT
Me: OH, IS IT STILL SOUNDPROOF? WE DONT WANT THE NEIGHBOURS GETTING SUSPICIOUS.
Kylie: YES IT IS SOUNDPROOF DEAR
Me: ALRIGHT DEAR, JUST DOING THE DAILY CHECK. WE DONT WANT THEM SCREAMING FOR HELP.
Kylie: YUP
*End of conversation*
And yes, It is all in caps and was all spoken in caps.
Me: HONEY I'M HOME
Kylie: GOOD THE MUFFINS ARE READY
Me: OK DEAR, JUST LET ME BRING THE SHOPPING IN
Kylie: ITS MY ORGAN SPECIALTY MUFFINS
Kylie: THEY'RE ON THE DESK DEAR
Me: YES DEAR, THEY LOOK DELICIOUS. JUST LET ME FINISH BRINGING IN THE SHOPPING.
Kylie: OKAY HONEY
Me: *Random stuff I accidentally typed*
Kylie: WHAT IS IT DEAR
Me: OH THEY SMELL DELICIOUS
Me: PASS ME A COLA, SWEETIE. MY LITTLE PONY IS ON.
Kylie: ALRIGHT HONEY HERE YOU GO
Kylie:IM JUST MURDERING THINGS ON WOW
Me: ALRIGHT DEAR
Me: ILL GET ON AS SOON AS I'M DONE
Kylie: IM SAVING THEIR BLOOD FOR MILKSHAKES
Me: THE MUFFINS ARE DELICIOUS. OH AND I GOT THAT BLOOD SAUCE YOU WANTED
Kylie: THANKS SWEETIE
Me: MM THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS
Kylie: I USED MARIOSATR'S ORGANS
Me: OH OKAY
Me: OH, DEAR. JULIA IS COMING OVER FOR TEA, WANT TO STEAL HER ORGANS? I HEAR THEY'RE DIVINE.
Kylie: SURE
Kylie: I HAVE THE CHAINSAWS
Me: I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT DARLING
Kylie: OH YAY WHAT IS IT SWEETIE
Me: HERE YOU GO, A BRAND NEW FLAMETHROWER
Kylie: OH MY
Kylie: I LOVE IT SO MUCH, THANKS DARLING.
Me: IT SEEMS OUR CARNIVOROUS KITTENS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
Me: ILL GO BREAK THEM UP
Kylie: OKAY, REMEMBER TO USE THE CATNIP
Me: KITTIES, I KNOW YOU WANT ORGANS BUT ITS NOT DINNER YET, IF YOU STOP ILL GIVE YOU CATNIP.
Me: THANK YOU DEAR, IT WORKED WONDERFULLY.
Kylie: THE CATNIP IS ENCHANTED WITH RAINBOWS
Me: OH YES
Me: WHAT ABOUT THE UNICORN HORN SOUP?
Kylie: THAT ALSO WORKS AND IS DELICIOUS
Me: AHH YES I AGREE
Kylie: HONEY THE MATTRESSES ARRIVED
Me: OH ALRIGHT, JUST PUT THEM IN THE BASEMENT
Me: THE SLAVES WILL BE PLEASED.
Me: OH, DARLING IT'S HALLOWEEN SOON AND THERE ARE GOING TO BE LOTS OF HEALTHY ORGAN-BEARING CHILDREN AT OUR DOORSTEP.
Me: DID YOU GET EXTRA CHAINS?
Kylie: SORRY, I WAS PAYING THE MAN. I JUST GOT HIS ORGANS.
Me: GOOD WORK HONEY
Kylie: YES I DID, THEY'RE A LITTLE LONG DARLING
Me: WELL WE HAVE A CHAINSAW, WE CAN CUT THE CHAINS
Kylie: YES GOOD THINKING
Me: WHAT ABOUT THE EXTRA MUFFINS? THE CHILDREN WILL WANT SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE WE CAN CUT THEM OPEN.
Kylie: OH YES, I MADE TWO BATCHES.
Me: *insert picture of my cat here*
Me: THE CATNIP WORKED DEAR
Me: ALRIGHT DEAR, WE'RE ALL SET.
Kylie: THATS GREAT DARLING
Me: ALRIGHT, HAVE YOU MADE THE MILKSHAKES YET? I'M PARCHED FROM ALL THE SHOPPING. FARMING FOR BODY PARTS IS TIRING.
Kylie: YES, HOLD ON DUNGEON (Shes playing WoW)
Me: OKAY DEAR, MAKE SURE THE SLAVES DONT ESCAPE FROM THE BASEMENT
Me: OH, IS IT STILL SOUNDPROOF? WE DONT WANT THE NEIGHBOURS GETTING SUSPICIOUS.
Kylie: YES IT IS SOUNDPROOF DEAR
Me: ALRIGHT DEAR, JUST DOING THE DAILY CHECK. WE DONT WANT THEM SCREAMING FOR HELP.
Kylie: YUP
*End of conversation*
EDIT: I DONT KNOW WHO WAS THE MAN AND WHO WAS THE WOMAN. BUT AT THE START IT SEEMED LIKE I WAS THE MAN.
