Snap's Guide to Teleportation via Quantum Mechanics

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So, you want to travel by Teleportation huh? Well, because of the events that have transpired recently within the past 2 years or so, you just might be in luck. However, this might not be able to be done for around four decades due to the huge amount of complexity needed in the tools and machines. This is an exhaustive and extensive guide on what you would need to teleport, how to do it, and uggh...The prerequisities man, UGGH.

Where should I begin? Well, let's start with what we need as our first prerequisite. Prerequisites by the way, are Prerequisite Variables. These Variables can range from a needed machine or tool to something that we haven't developed yet in our genetics. It depends.

Our first prerequisite is a machine or device capable of cloning a human with uncanny precision, down to the ATOM. Yeah, it has to be that precise. Now, as of February 2014, we have 3-Dimensional Printers, so the idea of a cloning machine would be an in-dev novel concept if it was MUCH more accurate, but as of now, not a chance.

A prerequisite to CLONING a human would be the copier. We need an Atomic Copier and a database that can hold the 10 to the 28 atoms of data with also very uncanny precision. That brings us to one of the most key discoveries that could make quantum teleportation possible: The Quantum Computer.

In the Early 2010's, Three Unbelievable Scientists somehow discovered and made the Quantum Computer a reality -- Charles H. Bennett, Gilles Brassard, and William K. Wootters have been suggested as Nobel Prize Winners for their pioneering of making Quantum Teleportation Possible and inventing a way of creating a Quantum Computer in it's entirety.

But why is a Quantum Computer so different from a regular computer, and why is it so important? The key lies in it's way of data transmission.

In a regular computer data is transferred as bits (which are 2-Dimensional) and stored as Bytes (which are also 2-Dimensional to my knowledge). However, a Quantum Computer is REVOLUTIONARY as it changes the way of doing things, the first time this has happened since computers were invented in the 1940's and 1950's.

In Quantum Computers, the transferred data and memory is not Bits and Bytes, but Qubits and Qubytes. What's the difference? The key of this puzzle lies in WHERE this data can be stored-- Regular Bits and Bytes are 2D and can only be stored on the circuits in the Chips and Boards. BUT...

In Quantum Computers, Qubits and Qubytes are fully 3D AND they're allowed to be anywhere, ANYWHERE in the universe. Imagine kind of a stream of particles and a bunch of floating particles, completely still. Those would kind of be Qubits and Qubytes.

And Ugh...just had the first mind overload of shit to say, isn't that great :p

So, let's say that we could send these qubits through a VERY powerful laser in the form of electrons, which now that I come to think of it might actually be possible since magnetic fields are charged ions and electrons, but anyway, back to the topic on hand, this laser beam could hit a spot with uncanny accuracy. Like, how about down to the ATOM to fit the mood since it's a recurring thing.

There could be a reciever that takes this data and transforms it into bits which can be registered by computing devices as that person's full data. We just need a really, REALLY big storage device to hold it all precisely, smoothly, and accurately.

And to do that, we need a really, REALLY powerful magnetic field. For that, I look towards the Maglab Research and Technical Center at Talahassee, Florida. They are possibly still the world record holders for the World's Strongest Magnet Ever Built.

It's called the 45 Tesla Hybrid, and quite appropiately if you couldn't tell, it's named after Nikola Tesla-- The Modern Discoverer, Developer, and Producer of Tesla Coils that died in 1943. We also need a huge energy supply to power the insane magnet for eternity. Recently, there's been an answer to this problem that's been developed though.

In the past 25 years or so, development has begun and been worked on on extracting hydrogen from water and creating a near-infinite power source for use. This idea may work, which means we can continue with our journey to be able to teleport.

And, dammit, got another mind overload, nice. xD

So, uh...to start a paragraph that will be merged later on, we also need processors that are TINY as hell, in fact how about atomic. My god, I've used that word so much I feel like I'm going to barf if I say it again.

Ahem, so...If we combine the world's most powerful magnet with these atomic microprocessors *barfs and recovers* which won't be able to be a reality until the 2030's or 2040's by the way, we get a pretty...no, a bloody HUGE Memory Capacity and Processing Speed, which is perfect for our Teleportation Machine and our Memory Database.

So memory's done, processing's done, copying's done, power's done...that leaves the last barrier that may prove almost too much for us to sneak past.

If we want to teleport, we have to simultaneously kill ourself by stepping onto the metal plate on the cloning machine and pressing a button and also copy ourself to the place where we want to teleport to in such a speed that it's ridiculous. I would say...oh how about minimum a Picosecond or in really fast ones a femtosecond or the cleverly named attosecond? The answer to this would probably be the power source I mentioned before, as it could overclock the atomic microprocessors like a son of a bitch to reality and that may be the final key to a full teleport. Pray that you're atoms are realigned right and your thoughts still there due to the extremely short time it took. If they are, then congratulations, dear friend, you have just teleported! :D

(A Good P.S., your memories and current thoughts will be stored in a separate database and will come back to you just like your body will, so don't worry man ;) all that's needed to store the thoughts and memories is a brain activity copier that will go to this separate database and reassemble your thoughts in the most precise way along with your body :) The location to teleport to would be preset into the cloning machine and would be down to the attometer as well.)

If you wanted to teleport by thought, then you would just need a chip in your brain that sends radio wave signals of what your current location is and the location you want to teleport to is. It would take that info along with the word "Teleport Activate" and send it to the quantum computer, which would recognize it and teleport you the same speed as always. You could even customize what message the quantum computer would recognize as the new "Teleport Activate" message by thinking "Change Message to [insert message here]", which the brain chip would also recognize and send. For Example, thinking "Change Message to Beam Me Up Scotty" would change the quantum computer's recognization message to the message you just thought of, in this case the Famous Quote from Star Trek. Then you could use "Beam Me Up Scotty" instead of "Teleport Activate" as your Teleportation Prompt to the Quantum Computer. No Big Deal, Right? :laugh:

So, WHEW. Holy Shit. This by far the biggest thing I've ever typed and all of the things said are legit, you can even look them up if you want :)

Please, if you want, recommend changes to this, I'll edit it every now and then, so yeah. Also, please, feel free to question what I said, I don't mind :)

Thanks for your Time towards reading This, It took me a few hours to type. Means a lot to me! :)

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my ipad uses quantum technology and so does everyone who owns something with a touchpad

a teleporter also would not work because it'd destroy your memories as well so you're not really teleporting someone, but merely creating a brain dead clone that has to relearn all of their basic human functions on the receiving end
 

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my ipad uses quantum technology and so does everyone who owns something with a touchpad

a teleporter also would not work because it'd destroy your memories as well so you're not really teleporting someone, but merely creating a brain dead clone that has to relearn all of their basic human functions on the receiving end
Unless brains go the way of something in 'ghost in the shell' whereas 'you' are nothing more then downloaded into a new braincase at your leisure.
Which would then continue into nothing more then surogates, and not be teleporting at all, more like sending and receiving 'brain' files.
 
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my ipad uses quantum technology and so does everyone who owns something with a touchpad

a teleporter also would not work because it'd destroy your memories as well so you're not really teleporting someone, but merely creating a brain dead clone that has to relearn all of their basic human functions on the receiving end
Unless brains go the way of something in 'ghost in the shell' whereas 'you' are nothing more then downloaded into a new braincase at your leisure.
Which would then continue into nothing more then surogates, and not be teleporting at all, more like sending and receiving 'brain' files.
Let me address these.

The copier copies your body, brain, etc. into the reciever.

The separate database would store ALL of your current thoughts and knowledge by use of brain transmitters (or brain readers, I'll be honest in saying i have no clue what is what) which read your thoughts by electrical pulse and converts these tiny pulses into binary (hence the 0 if on, 1 if off, or it might be vice versa, but, anyway) and then converts the binary into a special file which can be broken back into binary digits and then into electrical pulses again when it's ready to go back into your brain.

And even if you're a person that has a memory disorder like STML (Short Term Memory Loss) or Long Term Memory Loss (LTML) or just in general a person with a lot of brainfarts, maybe there can be a few prerequisite files that need to be transferred, such as how to do all forms of basic math (Grades Kindergarten-12, you know, the basic stuff) and also science, history, and...you get the picture, pretty much everything you will learn in school.

If you already know it upon teleporting, then all you'd need is a chip in your brain that reads for everything you know (both consciously and subconsciously) and if electrical pulses come in that your brain already has, it can refuse it and kill these pulses.


...I think.

Your thoughts?
 
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the premise right now is "what if we had technology that won't be availible in our lifetimes x 200" at this point

you might as well include the fact that every human has to turn off their telekinesis module in their brain and only have 3 synthetic body parts on, while they mind control a robo dog
:laugh: LOOOL

On a more serious note, I don't think it will take THAT long for the tech to develop, what if we had one other bigger database that takes in and filters the signals and gives them x or y or [insert variable here] value? That means that only one reciever could recognize YOUR inputs, and yours alone. I think it might work and could cut the devving time of such a thing significantly.
 

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The only problem I see honestly, is if our brains are all in a database, well thats kinda plucked.
Imagine this, who quality controls all this? A company? The government?
Either way some person is reviewing and snickering that you 'docked' with another dude that one time you were in the experimental phase of your life at summer camp. As well as bank codes, and otherwise.
 

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Fabricating bodies doesn't create people. You would need to place each particle in an exact location to recreate that person's structure, and Heisenberg's uncertainty principle tells us that as we approach the exact value of a particle's location in physics, we lose data regarding it's momentum. So to be able to fabricate a body, we need to lose any data related to things like blood flow or muscle movements like the diaphragm. Kick starting blood flow and breathing won't make a person come to life unless they've been alive very recently. Otherwise doctors would have a lot more work reviving people, and they'd do it well after fatal accidents.
 

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Sigh, not this again
Has it ever dawned on you that if this theoretically would work, you wouldn't have been the first person to think of it? I'm sure that your 'research' is respectable but you can't just throw a bunch of facts together and call it 'science'. To actually pull this off would have all sorts of ethical strings attached and an awful lot of paperwork to boot. Putting ethics aside, we'd still have the problem of actually getting test subjects willing to put their lives on the line for some pseudo-scientific 'theory' which more than likely wouldn't work. Obviously I see you've put some effort into this but I think it'd be better for all of us that you label this as a joke rather than a 'real' theory lest people start questioning your motives. So, 'science'.
TL;DR this doesnt work
 
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Putting ethics aside, we'd still have the problem of actually getting test subjects willing to put their lives on the line for some pseudo-scientific 'theory' which more than likely wouldn't work.
I can't imagine they would start with humans. Given the risk It seems much more likely they would use animal testing.
 
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I'm sure that your 'research' is respectable but you can't just throw a bunch of facts together and call it 'science'.
TL;DR this doesnt work
And also, your whole theory isn't just explained by Quantum Mechanics, it also includes nearly all the other physics fields. And indeed, if this does work- do we want teleportation at all? Creative thread though.
 
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