Sploorky Quotes

[LizzzyxD]

I am 16 years old. I live on the coast of Florida. I love surfing the waves. I have a sexy tan and I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach. I know a couple of bushes we could sneak off to

If you're going to record this I want more than your age ;o

I want your vertical stick

*singing bad romance* I want your love and I want your revenge..you and-THERES A GIANT BUG ON MY WALL

Choclate.. wanna tie eachother up again? I got the rape rope

20:58:36> "Sploorky": Im typing slowly because my fingers fucked u

catch phrases: Thanks, Man!
Hai thur naybur
in the womb

 

[superstein]

SHOOT I WISH I LOGGED IRC
BRB GETTING LOGS

 

[Dess]

Thank you for my laugh for the night!

 

[IQD]

quoth the sploorky,

"thanks man"

 

[Dio4344]

I would not call those quotes but they are good

 

[Vatowski]

<21:10:42> "Sploorky": HELLO WHORES

 

[Forest_Knight]

I would not call those quotes but they are good

Can I 'quote' you on that?

 

[Sploorky]

HELLO, FRIENDLY PSA HERE. THESE QUOTES ARE 80% OUT OF CONTEXT, A SLIP OF THE TONGUE, OR CAN BE EXPLAINED IN SOME WAY. PSA OVER, SPLOORKY OUT.

Now to add onto this to make myself look worse, with the first ever Sploorky quote:

"torty": ur wife is now pregnant
""Sploorky"": I did 8 yesterday

Out of context I swear.

 

[gay vampire]

Sploorky: everyone is allowed one mistake
Sploorky: but two mistakes?
Sploorky: FUCKING DEMOTION

sploorky always makes me feel better about myself.

 

[mariosatr]

These are all things Sploorky says on a daily basis.

 

[Jayfeather]

HELLO, FRIENDLY PSA HERE.

Thanksman

 

[Jolterino]

I can't type because my fingers fucked u - Sploorky

 

[digi]

I would not call those quotes but they are good

Actually you're right.
By definition, the title implies that Sploorky isn't the original one that said those, and quoted someone else. When really I know for a fact that ALL that's posted above definitely belongs to him. I guess they're more Sploorky-isms. Like this one for example;

Sploorky: Florida. It's the penis state!

Plus my day wouldn't be complete without him taking a jab at Australia

Sploorky:
So Digi, do you hunt for your food?
Do you use a spear?
Digi, do you wrestle crocodiles?
Do you ride a kangaroo to work?

 

[Baker93]

[05:59.54] <@Barny> Sploorky for 5 dollars I will sell my penis to you

[06:00.16] <@Sploorky> I'll take it for 3


Huehuehuehuehue

 

[Shande]

YOU USED TO BE SO FUCKING INNOCENT...

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

 

[BrickWolf]

YOU USED TO BE SO FUCKING INNOCENT...

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Hi.

 

[Superchops]

Sploorky is my kind of human. He's super cute.

(BTW it is a travesty that Comic Sans is not among the usable fonts for this website )

 

[Jayfeather]

<02:03:49> "Sploorky": "i'd like to fuck jayfeather"

 

[Sploorky]

I swear if you put in the last 2 minutes before that quote it would make sense ^^^

 

[Jayfeather]

I swear if you put in the last 2 minutes before that quote it would make sense ^^^

No you really just want to fuck me I understand because I am gorgeouuus

 

[Undefined User 7]

I would not call those quotes but they are good

It's okay Dio. I still like you. No homo.

 

[davidjl123]

wtfm8?

 

[FrenchSanta12]

[17:43] <Sploorky> IM WATCHING BAD ANIME FOR MONEY

 

[paceboys]

[17:43] <Sploorky> IM WATCHING BAD ANIME FOR MONEY

I SECOND THIS

 

[Refrigerated_Elements]

Dead face aka X__x: Well.. she likes showing off her chest..
Sploorky: pics?