SUPERBOWL TRASH TALK THREAD

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Rules:

Keep it classy and all of the other various Community Guidelines.

Don't go out of your way to completely degrade someone for just liking a sports team.

Other than that:

CAPS ON, NO BRAKES. YOU CAN'T SPELL "ELITE REPEATING SUPERBOWL CHAMPION RUSSELL WILSON" WITHOUT "ELITE REPEATING SUPERBOWL CHAMPION"

 

[heartgamingmufin]

pffff both teams are garbage

we all know who would actually win

 

[YouWould]

What teams are playing? As you can probably tell I don't care for sports too much, but the superbowl sparks moderate interest.

 

[JtTorso]

I think we all know that I am the real MVP here. What sport is this?

 

[Defiant_Blob]

the only appropriate time to use this shitty meme​

 

[Dess]

I'm rooting for the commercials

 

[Defiant_Blob]

How about that puppybowl tho

 

[Hunter]

you can't spell champion russel without "chump"

(i don't follow sports)

 

[Jolterino]

does it make my cereal better

 

[heartgamingmufin]

Real talk tho, I want to Seahawks to win, but I'm betting the Patriots are gonna get it.

 

[DaniGrenade]

I only come for the commercials and half-time shows.
Men in tights engaging in physical contact over an egg shaped leather object does not amuse me in the least.
but I mean hey if that's what you like good for you

 

[Refrigerated_Elements]

I fucking hate both teams, I was hoping the packers would be in the super bowl, but their couches fucked up big time.

 

[Naoh]

what the super bowl is happening what

 

[Kevin_28]

Probably going to leave a paper plate or bowl around somewhere

 

[Pikmon2]

The cubs were robbed of a playoff spot, if they were here, they would've won.


(I don't watch American football. Or real football.)

 

[Jubjubers]

Real talk tho, I want to Seahawks to win, but I'm betting the Patriots are gonna get it.

seahawks are overhyped as fuck, sorry

patriots are destined to win.

 

[std1997]

we all know the seahawks really won either way cause they didn't have to cheat in their playoff game to win unlike the Deflateriots.

 

[superstein]

 

[Chips]

i heard panera's french onion soup was pretty good
hahahahahhaa

 

[heartgamingmufin]

seahawks are overhyped as fuck, sorry

patriots are destined to win.

i want them to win because the patriots have 3 rings and they already have 2 consecutive wins. learn to share

 

[Naoh]

oh the patriots are playing? I guess I'll root for them xD

 

[Chips]

I'M DONE.
WILSON THROWS.
LYNCH CAN'T CHECK FOR SHIT, HE CAN'T CATCH AND RUN 1 YARD.
THEY WOULD'VE WON.
BUT NO.
im gonna go cry now

 

[S_swimmer]

HEY GUYS I KNOW WHO WON

 

[Naoh]

GET REKT SEAHAWKS

 

[Nottykitten]

Can anyone explain why it is called the superbowl? It makes 0 sense.