HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Bernerbear13]

Granted but then you get a horrible stomach ache.

I wish that I could read any book I wanted, whenever I wanted.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then you decide you don't like reading.
I wish I could FIGURE OUT HOW TO DOWNLOAD MODS! (derp)

 

[Bernerbear13]

Granted but then a mod glitches and deletes your Minecraft (FOREVER!!!)

I wish I had faster internet connection.

 

[Wink]

Granted, but your computer breaks horribly.

I WISHES FOR THRUSTED ON ZMBIE

 

[Bernerbear13]

Granted and you work your way up to VetOp, then abuse your power, then get permabanned.

I wish for a unicorn.

 

[midnightgirl24]

Granted, but the Unicorn runs away.

I wish I could go to Wales

 

[Chips]

Wish Granted.
But the plane is 7 days late.

I wish for a cardboard box.

 

[midnightgirl24]

Granted, but the box is soggy.

I wish I could teleport to wherever I want.

 

[lolboatz]

Granted, but the box is soggy.

I wish I could teleport to wherever I want.

Granted but every time you try teleporting somewhere farther away than 3 feet you go back to your original spot and can't move again for another 5 minutes.

I wish mojang didn't merge ssp and smp in 1.3

 

[midnightgirl24]

Granted but every time you try teleporting somewhere farther away than 3 feet you go back to your original spot and can't move again for another 5 minutes.

I wish mojang didn't merge ssp and smp in 1.3

Granted, but mojang ruins it entirely.

I wish I could have everything I wanted.

 

[Bernerbear13]

Granted but I stole it all (MWHAHAHAH)

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

 

[twangfizz]

Granted but now its called homeless-work because you turned into a hobo
I wish for a bag of walnuts

 

[Bernerbear13]

Granted but the walnuts have worms inside and the worms eat all the walnuts.

I wish I wasn't a hobo.

 

[fenna]

Granted, but you share a room with an even worse person.

I wish my headache would subside.

Granted, but after it goes away it comes back 2x worse.
I wish I wasn't a piece of toast anymore... (@raxo2222 ihy :) )

 

[Bernerbear13]

You were changed to... a piece of bread, but then someone toasted you.

I wish I had a good idea for a signature.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

Granted but.....it turns out horrible with wrong things

I wish i was on the bt forums

 

[Bernerbear13]

Wish granted but then you get permabanned for trolling.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

Granted but it eats you

I wish i could type

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but then you find there was no difference between when you wished and now, effectively wasting a wish.

I wish I wasn't such an insomniac.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then you go schizophrenic.
I wish for a god sword.

 

[Luigi]

Granted, but then the sword breaks.
I wish for a better KDR on TNT

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then I ruin it.
I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

 

[Chips]

Granted, but then I ruin it.
I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

Wish Granted, But you wish turns true instead of getting corrupted so I instead corrupt you right now by making you confused which is making me confused also so I'm basically corrupting it.

I wish to confuse someone without confusing myself so I can confuse the person thus them not knowing what to do so I can troll with them, yet I get confused by me typing another related message like this.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but you confuse yourself.
I wish for a god bow.

 

[TubaRiver]

Granted but i broke the bow

I wish I could rejoin marching band for college.