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The whole story so far:
There wasn't a raider, who was "I'm a penguin" the raider said. He loved his cheesy nibbles, so "I'm a penguin" the raider said as he ate his cheesy nibbles in a dumpster. "I'm a penguin" he said again. I fear that my cheesy nibbles will go stale and then I will cry forever because I want my cheesy nibbles on a penguin because they are mother fucking penguins. And I love Nyan Cat so it is very cheesy pink penguin who is very tired of raiding. We poke penguins and love CoD (NoWeDon't YouEvilLittleMonster GTFO) and love Battlefield to kill some god damned penguins. "chris360kss is evil" said the penguins who died because they ate cheese while bathing in water with bunchies and flowery underwear with vanilla colored earmuffs and gloves that they nitted from pink wool in a cave that was situated in New Jersey. They embarked on a dangerous journey that included potatoes into the depths of the end of the duckland. There, they met a purple koala who enjoyed drinking baby human blood a mint smoothies. The purple koala witch nobody likes did /lick roxaschao. However his friend who was a large yellow walrus ate a huge unicorn that was poisonous and transformed into a penguin made of babies that were really very tasty but they exploded and killed all the fluffy bunnies because they had diabetes so I went and kicked some bunnies that had rabies so they would die and would become a very scary nightmare where everyone is really big and very stupid, but they had big noses, that kept smelling, and sniffed your smelly armpit. Then they died. Why does this smell of rotten cheese (armpit smell like old Swiss cheese)! And after that a creeper went and exploded upon my new house which was a insane yellow mess so now the horrible house painters eliminated their pursuers and flipped their tables into the- (Why does this armpit smell like old Swiss cheese) when you wear a magic pear in underwear? It gets annoying when the Goombas sit on you and make you crap your pants and rage 'cause it turns into turtles with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Long words are truly very cool and are hard to spell because they are cool and then the big fucking gun shot into the big pink doughnut and splattered the jelly all over the damn sofa then I sucked a lollipop which made me spew all over the gold plated floor and make it shine like Edward, that vampire nerd boy Lady Gaga. The raider stated that this was a conspiracy man with bad constipation that almost did explode Blocktopia SMP and killed a giant pink Bandicoot. The Bandicoot turned around and fell because there were sharks swimming in a big blood of nuclear kittens which had lasers coming from their face, so the cat spitted rainbows and almost did a barrel roll in a sewer with Nyan Cats that were so smelly I puked and went to go klax themselves and blow up. While on fire, and eating bagels you did my homework for me then burned it because it sucked like a big purple elephant potato without any sense and he said, "Your mum is an ugly person with a bad sense of smell" and a banana startled by this angry purple rainbow thad had many eyes in his piece of klax and he also went to see a big watermelon that was very tiny and sour because it came from the future and exploded loudly causing many casualties causing the ducks to eat bacon strips and bacon cubes, along with ostrich meatballs which tasted like moist raisin bread. After they went to a big lemon-flavored pineapple under the sea, and became greasy combustable lemons that tasted like expired Roman juiceboxes and that was how I managed to eat the bowtie fries which had purple dye so they bounced to Mars because my sour pillows always taste very oily. When the Kirby inhaled everyone and then exploded and the world blew up and the animals were mutated and turned into giant, flying grenades that always eat their faces and then they were always very much like Hunters who were going to the mall to kill shoppers and to make shoppers into them but a Survivor came out of a bunny costume and hugged my big fat head. After this, we ate a computer and punched several punching bags for no reason and then they always stole my tangerines while I slept. Because they were following SMP rules they were banned because SMP is a multiplayer server that is sarcastic. When we did the weirdest thing, you had a chubby little chipmunk having that lagoons. Change of subject: took a crap but then I realize that it was big so I had to throw it at this woman that was really ugly but she ducked and hid behind a big rock and phoned the pizza store owner to make some dinner, and everyone really enjoyed the main dish because the taste was- don't leave me so then they /warp'd fire kingdom and died there. But suddenly he vanished, so I didn't get to go to the pizza place in the very large city where everyone had nuclear weapons to destroy the almost never ending universe where the three word stories started since the beginning of time and never got to finish fishing for magical unicorns then they blew the entire cosmos into tiny cereal that are made of tiny microbes and Japanese soybeans. But then suddenly, a dog fixed the awesome computer and it broke into pieces of hot metal and cold raw steak. "Dam u str8" said a man, to the little girl with orange leaves on her ostrich flavoured pies. Later, she went to die alone, and jumped into cooling lotion used by only the weaboos of Japan. On Christmas day "Hooray!" cheered the mother fucking penguin that maniacally laughed at my favourite big dead hole. There they sung "KUMBAYA MY LORD" and danced until the cows came shaking their booties vigorously down the dance pole, until they violently imploded. "What the fuck?" said land sharks to the seductive dancing yellow candle. I'm a penguin that dam u str8 bby gurl. "A baby girl?" "that is str8?" Nope, Chuck Testa on a walrus eating my wives with a retard and purple unicorns. The taste was so very gross. It was very smelly and purple just like Barney and that other babygurl that was a str8 penguin with curly hair and a huge fresh prince of Persia freed the str8 babygurl who said. "Dam u, u mother fucker" and laughed crazily on a candle. Then an atomic piggeh went and turned to bacon then it went boom and killed

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davidjl123 said:
The whole story so far:
There wasn't a raider, who was "I'm a penguin" the raider said. He loved his cheesy nibbles, so "I'm a penguin" the raider said as he ate his cheesy nibbles in a dumpster. "I'm a penguin" he said again. I fear that my cheesy nibbles will go stale and then I will cry forever because I want my cheesy nibbles on a penguin because they are mother fucking penguins. And I love Nyan Cat so it is very cheesy pink penguin who is very tired of raiding. We poke penguins and love CoD (NoWeDon't YouEvilLittleMonster GTFO) and love Battlefield to kill some god damned penguins. "chris360kss is evil" said the penguins who died because they ate cheese while bathing in water with bunchies and flowery underwear with vanilla colored earmuffs and gloves that they nitted from pink wool in a cave that was situated in New Jersey. They embarked on a dangerous journey that included potatoes into the depths of the end of the duckland. There, they met a purple koala who enjoyed drinking baby human blood a mint smoothies. The purple koala witch nobody likes did /lick roxaschao. However his friend who was a large yellow walrus ate a huge unicorn that was poisonous and transformed into a penguin made of babies that were really very tasty but they exploded and killed all the fluffy bunnies because they had diabetes so I went and kicked some bunnies that had rabies so they would die and would become a very scary nightmare where everyone is really big and very stupid, but they had big noses, that kept smelling, and sniffed your smelly armpit. Then they died. Why does this smell of rotten cheese (armpit smell like old Swiss cheese)! And after that a creeper went and exploded upon my new house which was a insane yellow mess so now the horrible house painters eliminated their pursuers and flipped their tables into the- (Why does this armpit smell like old Swiss cheese) when you wear a magic pear in underwear? It gets annoying when the Goombas sit on you and make you crap your pants and rage 'cause it turns into turtles with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Long words are truly very cool and are hard to spell because they are cool and then the big fucking gun shot into the big pink doughnut and splattered the jelly all over the damn sofa then I sucked a lollipop which made me spew all over the gold plated floor and make it shine like Edward, that vampire nerd boy Lady Gaga. The raider stated that this was a conspiracy man with bad constipation that almost did explode Blocktopia SMP and killed a giant pink Bandicoot. The Bandicoot turned around and fell because there were sharks swimming in a big blood of nuclear kittens which had lasers coming from their face, so the cat spitted rainbows and almost did a barrel roll in a sewer with Nyan Cats that were so smelly I puked and went to go klax themselves and blow up. While on fire, and eating bagels you did my homework for me then burned it because it sucked like a big purple elephant potato without any sense and he said, "Your mum is an ugly person with a bad sense of smell" and a banana startled by this angry purple rainbow thad had many eyes in his piece of klax and he also went to see a big watermelon that was very tiny and sour because it came from the future and exploded loudly causing many casualties causing the ducks to eat bacon strips and bacon cubes, along with ostrich meatballs which tasted like moist raisin bread. After they went to a big lemon-flavored pineapple under the sea, and became greasy combustable lemons that tasted like expired Roman juiceboxes and that was how I managed to eat the bowtie fries which had purple dye so they bounced to Mars because my sour pillows always taste very oily. When the Kirby inhaled everyone and then exploded and the world blew up and the animals were mutated and turned into giant, flying grenades that always eat their faces and then they were always very much like Hunters who were going to the mall to kill shoppers and to make shoppers into them but a Survivor came out of a bunny costume and hugged my big fat head. After this, we ate a computer and punched several punching bags for no reason and then they always stole my tangerines while I slept. Because they were following SMP rules they were banned because SMP is a multiplayer server that is sarcastic. When we did the weirdest thing, you had a chubby little chipmunk having that lagoons. Change of subject: took a crap but then I realize that it was big so I had to throw it at this woman that was really ugly but she ducked and hid behind a big rock and phoned the pizza store owner to make some dinner, and everyone really enjoyed the main dish because the taste was- don't leave me so then they /warp'd fire kingdom and died there. But suddenly he vanished, so I didn't get to go to the pizza place in the very large city where everyone had nuclear weapons to destroy the almost never ending universe where the three word stories started since the beginning of time and never got to finish fishing for magical unicorns then they blew the entire cosmos into tiny cereal that are made of tiny microbes and Japanese soybeans. But then suddenly, a dog fixed the awesome computer and it broke into pieces of hot metal and cold raw steak. "Dam u str8" said a man, to the little girl with orange leaves on her ostrich flavoured pies. Later, she went to die alone, and jumped into cooling lotion used by only the weaboos of Japan. On Christmas day "Hooray!" cheered the mother fucking penguin that maniacally laughed at my favourite big dead hole. There they sung "KUMBAYA MY LORD" and danced until the cows came shaking their booties vigorously down the dance pole, until they violently imploded. "What the fuck?" said land sharks to the seductive dancing yellow candle. I'm a penguin that dam u str8 bby gurl. "A baby girl?" "that is str8?" Nope, Chuck Testa on a walrus eating my wives with a retard and purple unicorns. The taste was so very gross. It was very smelly and purple just like Barney and that other babygurl that was a str8 penguin with curly hair and a huge fresh prince of Persia freed the str8 babygurl who said. "Dam u, u mother fucker" and laughed crazily on a candle. Then an atomic piggeh went and turned to bacon then it went boom and killed

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