Dumbass questions

[James81818]

WHY IS MY DOG CHEWING ON THE TOP HALF OF MY PHONE WHILE I TYPE? WHYYYY?

 

[LizzzyxD]

how do you breathe? i've never been able to try it before

 

[Peter24]

WHEN IS MAIN COMING?

 

[James81818]

Why did they give something the name platypus?!

 

[Txboy1234]

if you travel faster then the speed of light, is their light behind you?

why when I poke or bite a zombie I always turn into one?

why am I asking these questions?

 

[Toiletprincess]

Why else would they call him Mr. President?

Your reaoning is valid! Oooh sparkles..

 

[zezmi]

Why did they give something the name platypus?!

Because they named sonething else Axolotl.

 

[Jeercrul]

If you are travelling at the speed of light whilst holding a mirror, what will you see?

 

[Swate]

Why?

 

[Mr_Minecraft_One]

The one question that will stump mankind for generations to come. Who let the dogs out??

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Why are other languages hard to learn?

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Why are other languages hard to learn?

Why did I reply to myself?

 

[zezmi]

If you are travelling at the speed of light whilst holding a mirror, what will you see?

well, if you where travelling the speed of light, you would die because of the hundreds of G forces on your chest.

 

[Stieben]

If you are travelling at the speed of light whilst holding a mirror, what will you see?

You'll actually just see yourself The closer you get to the speed of light, the slower the time goes. If you move AT the speed of light, it practically means the time is standing still for you, therefore the reflection of the mirror to your eyes will stay the same. Light is a strange and constant thing for everything and every speed, you see. It's always the same! However, going as fast as light is impossible for humans, and maybe for everything else.

 

[Kuromono13]

Hey daddy? What size pants does god wear?

 

[hihihilolHI]

How do you ask questions?

 

[HarmakAnna]

When will Half Life 3 be released?
How much is Team Fortress 2 on Steam?

 

[GoldenSilver1000]

What's the number for 911?

 

[Da Jinks]

Is this real life? Or is this a fantasy?

 

[Kuromono13]

Why do we have to learn Spanish? Why don't the Spaniards just learn English?

 

[zezmi]

Is this real life? Or is this a fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

 

[Da Jinks]

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

Should I open my eyes, to seeeeeeeeeee?

 

[zezmi]

I'm just a poooor boy, I need no sympathy, because I'm "easy come, easy go"

 

[Da Jinks]

I'm just a poooor boy, I need no sympathy, because I'm "easy come, easy go"

Should I go a little high or a little low?

 

[zezmi]

Should I go a little high or a little low?

Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.