Giant mutant potatoes have taken over our server, and are trying to rule over the world. Fortunately, they have failed, and so far have only taken the cheese, which powers part of our server. You see, we have a special cheese that we blend and it is our source of electricity.
We are sorry for your inconvenience.
However, if you wish to help us, you may donate us cheese, in order for us to power our servers again.
Meanwhile, you may do the following:
○ Prance around singing Bohemian Rhapsody
○ Run around the street shouting 'RoF RoF RoF'
○ Consider growing a moustache
○ Befriend a beetle from your backyard. Name this beetle, and invite it in for tea.