Those silly little questions, how we love you. A Compendium.

[Jivvi]

If I have three potatoes, and Spencer has 3 potatoes, how many potatoes do we have put together?

None, because I ate mine, and then stole Spencer's and buried them.

 

[Friendy]

Ava's dad has four daughters, Abigail, Abena and Aba, who is the missing daughter?

 

[Prizyms]

Ava's dad has four daughters, Abigail, Abena and Aba, who is the missing daughter?

It's superstein

Ava

 

[zezmi]

Q: If you have 10 kakes and someone asks for 2 of them, how many would you have?
A: 10 cakes.

(try number two)

Q: If you have 10 kakes and someone forcefully takes 2 from you how many would you have left?
A: 10 and a dead body.