The Joke thread

[Dio4344]

Hello guys I got a game that will lighten things up, The joke thread. In this thread, you tell jokes, It can be a long joke short joke.
Rules

• No Racism jokes
• No Inapropriate Jokes
• Jokes can have some bad words in it but dont make it inapropriate
• No Making fun of people
• Have a good laugh

So who wants to start it off? anyone have a good joke?

 

[Duffie]

I'll just say this one before someone else does;

This thread. :D

Now onto the real jokes... Hm...

Spoiler: What do you call a computer thrown into an ocean?

A dell, rolling in the deep!

 

[ealev]

Spoiler: What do you call a computer thrown into an ocean?

A dell, rolling in the deep!

Oh my god, that's so horrible I'm laughing really hard.
although its actually really smart

 

[hihihilolHI]

Whenever I see one of those "Don't feed the bears" signs, I crack up. Think about it for a second and you'll see why.

 

[ReyvnNova]

"Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?

It's okay, he's all right now."

 

[Jolterino]

What do you call a broken boomerang?

Spoiler

A refrigerator.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

Spoiler

Because he was dead.

Why did the 2nd Koala fall out of the tree?

Spoiler

Because it was stapled to the first one.

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

A man walks into a bar, he immediately gets taken to the hospital because he is unconscious.

 

[ealev]

Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?
Two men walks into a bar.

 

[Wimali]

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Higanimitsu]

What do you call an alligator in a vest
an Investigator

 

[RaizzanX]

another thread which belongs in the forum games section,
ontopic: not sure its appropriate but ill remove if it is. On to the joke:

A jew, rabbi and a priest walk into a bar.
Bartender: What is this? A joke?

 

[Duffie]

another thread which belongs in the forum games section

Actually, Forum Games have to have user interaction between posts.

If anything, this thread belongs in the Off-Topic section.

 

[RaizzanX]

Actually, Forum Games have to have user interaction between posts.

If anything, this thread belongs in the Off-Topic section.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[ReyvnNova]

A man didn't like his haircut, but it started to grow on him.

Man, what a zinger.

 

[paceboys]

"Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?

It's okay, he's all right now."

I was about to say this... but you watch adventure time too...

 

[ReyvnNova]

I was about to say this... but you watch adventure time too...

The early bird gets the joke, or something like that :]

 

[Pikmon2]

A man get shots in the hair and goes to the hospital but never recovers.

That one always cheers me up!

(If you don't get the joke, his hair gets DYED his hair.)

I'M A RIOT

 

[Infected_alien8_]

A joke I heard from school, you might not find it funny but I did.
A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon. He ties the horse down and enters the saloon. He has a drink, and then exits again. But when he goes back out, his horse is no longer there. Angry, the cowboy storms into the saloon and yells, "If I don't get my horse back from whoever stole it by the time I have had another beer, I'm gonna do what I did in Texas!". Everyone is frightened. The bartender nervously walks up to the cowboy and asks, "What did ya do in Texas, sir?". The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well I had to walk home, didn't I!".

 

[Brave]

I've got a pizza joke but...
It's too cheesy :/

 

[Swate]

Two muffins are in an oven.

One says, "We're gonna die, I'm so scared."

The other one turns to him and says "WTF A TALKING MUFFIN"

 

[ReyvnNova]

Two muffins are in an oven.

One says, "We're gonna die, I'm so scared."

The other one turns to him and says "WTF A TALKING MUFFIN"

I remember first seeing that joke on a Magic Card I got. Nostalgia!

 

[Brave]

How do you make a plumber sad?
Murder his children (anti-joke)

My dad told me to stick two pieces of wood together,
totally nailed it.

What did the Earth say to other planets?
Get a life!

I forgot how to throw a baseball
Until it hit me...

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating and I was like
O mg.

 

[Duffie]

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating and I was like
O mg.

I had a dream that I weighed nothing, and I was like
0mg

 

[Higanimitsu]

It is gouda to have a cheesy pun
Ha...
Ha ha....
Ha.......

 

[Xfolo]

There once was a magical slide. Whenever you were on the slide, you would shout something, and get it. One man said ''GOOOLLLLDD'' on the slide, and landed in a pot of gold. The next said ''BEEEERRRR'' and landed in a pot of beer, the next man, didn't know it was a magic slide, and said ''WEEEEEEEEE'' and landed in the toilet.

 

[Duffie]

I knew a joke about soup...

Oh, never mind. It's stupid.