Ban appeal topics are Comedic Gold!

[TheMFreak]

Am I the only one who reads the different ban appeal topics purely for their comedic value? I swear there is just something funny about how many times a person can claim their little brother was playing their account or that they are super super sorry and they won't do it again.

Seriously it can't just be me-

 

[DarkHender]

I'm sure a lot of people look at ban appeals for the same reason.
<---- lol

 

[Wink]

I wish we still had snowma 's ban appeal, along with all the old ones from the old forum! They were really the classic page turners!

 

[Mccuish]

I wish we still had snowma 's ban appeal, along with all the old ones from the old forum! They were really the classic page turners!

i remember the ban appeal your talking about xD

 

[Spencer75]

I do enjoy reading them too, especially the Permabanned ones. I read through a lot of appeals during college to kill the time. Had a few times where I was in stitches from them and my friends next to me just looked at me like I was going crazy.

 

[myusername22]

I agree. I really like reading through the ban appeals, though perhaps staff are doing too well as I don't see that many lately

 

[Jayfeather]

THE UNDEBEE
EDIT:

# In-Game Name: THE UNDEBEE
# What, if any, are the names of your alts: HENRY1, HENRY2, HENRY3 ,HENRY4, HENRY5, YOG-SOTTOTH THE DEOVUR, EGGDUDE59
# Which server you are applying for: TGHE ONE ZOMBIE SURVING
# The Timezone you are in: GREN HILL ZONE
# Your age: How old are you? 10
# How long have you been playing on the TheOne's servers: From the day you first clicked on the link, to today. HRE MINUTE
# What do you think your job should be: What will you do on the server with your new found powers? KICKBNA TEH FOLLWING PEOPLE REPEATDELY: DUFFIE, BSURTHAT, YUNIE, ALSO ANYONE ANIME SKINS OR A NAME IWHT NUMBESR
# If a staff member is acting up, and/or abusing what will you do: How will you deal with corruption? FIND HTEM IRL AND YELL OUT THE NAMAES OF DRAOGNBALLZ MOVES AT THEM. SPECIAL ,,,BEAM .....CAN
# Why should you be a Trusted: What makes you a better choice than the other users on the server? I EVOTED FOR OBAMA
# What will you represent as a staff member/How will you do your job: What do you stand for? I SNTAD FOR FREEOMD,. JUSTICEL. ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THE WORKLD TODA.Y I WIL LCATHC THE CRIMINALS AND PUT THEM, IN TINY BOXES. AM EIRCA
# Op's who can reference you: Which staff members would like to see you join the staff? LAL OF THEM PROBBLY
# Signed: Your username, forum name, or first name; it's up to you.William A. MacDonald​

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[myusername22]

ROFL lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was more hilarious than any ban appeal I've ever read.

 

[Xfolo]

THE UNDEBEE
EDIT:

​

# In-Game Name: THE UNDEBEE​

# What, if any, are the names of your alts: HENRY1, HENRY2, HENRY3 ,HENRY4, HENRY5, YOG-SOTTOTH THE DEOVUR, EGGDUDE59​

# Which server you are applying for: TGHE ONE ZOMBIE SURVING​

# The Timezone you are in: GREN HILL ZONE​

# Your age: How old are you? 10​

# How long have you been playing on the TheOne's servers: From the day you first clicked on the link, to today. HRE MINUTE​

# What do you think your job should be: What will you do on the server with your new found powers? KICKBNA TEH FOLLWING PEOPLE REPEATDELY: DUFFIE, BSURTHAT, YUNIE, ALSO ANYONE ANIME SKINS OR A NAME IWHT NUMBESR​

# If a staff member is acting up, and/or abusing what will you do: How will you deal with corruption? FIND HTEM IRL AND YELL OUT THE NAMAES OF DRAOGNBALLZ MOVES AT THEM. SPECIAL ,,,BEAM .....CAN​

# Why should you be a Trusted: What makes you a better choice than the other users on the server? I EVOTED FOR OBAMA​

# What will you represent as a staff member/How will you do your job: What do you stand for? I SNTAD FOR FREEOMD,. JUSTICEL. ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THE WORKLD TODA.Y I WIL LCATHC THE CRIMINALS AND PUT THEM, IN TINY BOXES. AM EIRCA​

# Op's who can reference you: Which staff members would like to see you join the staff? LAL OF THEM PROBBLY​

# Signed: Your username, forum name, or first name; it's up to you.William A. MacDonald​

gimme the link... please....

 

[mariosatr]

Anyone remember than ban appeal by Benny_p or someone? He got the right format but posted it in the Introduce Yourself/Say Goodbye section.

 

[Jolterino]

gimme the link... please....

The forums it was posted (old forums) got shut down a while ago.

 

[Da Jinks]

http://blocktopia.net/forum/threads/favorite-posts-of-all-time.6608/

 

[Araidian]

It feels so wrong to read ban appeals for this reason, but they are so inherently funny :c
At least im not the only one. \o/

 

[Duffie]

Usually, I read ban appeals for the comedy...

But most of the time, all I can do is shake my head in disappointment.

Going through the Ban Appeals is like watching Cops. Sometimes, it's so bad, that it's funny. While at other times, it's so bad, all you can do is sigh in disappointment.

 

[Amorix]

I do it, too.
Am I a bad person? D:

 

[Notme]

I do it too... it isn't wrong, as long as you don't shout: "HEY LOOK AT THIS APPEAL! SO FUNNY!" everywhere.

 

[snowma]

I wish we still had snowma 's ban appeal, along with all the old ones from the old forum! They were really the classic page turners!

I dont know what you are on about -shiftyeyes-

 

[TheMFreak]

I do it, too.
Am I a bad person? D:

Probably- but we still love you XD

EDIT: 17 Agrees and a Like....
I guess I wasn't the only one haha

 

[JohnOgozalek]

As long as I'm not involved in the appeal, I enjoy browsing over some and getting a laugh or two.

I even spent an evening once last Summer just scrolling through Lava's ban appeals, by the end of reading some with Brick's and even on an occasion Budgie's commentary, I was laughing so hard my family began asking whats so funny?

Even the short ones can be good: http://blocktopia.net/forum/threads/fuck-you.6034/

 

[Razinao]

I must admit I was both very make-fun-out-of-people whilst in game and on the TNT ban appeals. Rightfully so, might I add, at times.

Razinao: mikkelking
Razinao:have you brain?
mikkelking97: no
Razinao:that explains a lot.

 

[TheMFreak]

Even the short ones can be good: http://blocktopia.net/forum/threads/fuck-you.6034/

That- that is so beautiful if could be considered poetry. I laughed so hard I started crying.

 

[Da Jinks]

http://blocktopia.net/forum/threads/fuck-you.6034/

I decided to undo my winner rating on Budgies post and switch to that single posts 30th funny.

Well done UltimateBudgie, well done.

 

[Dio4344]

http://blocktopia.net/forum/threads/ban-appeal.10545/

you mad bro?

 

[Oak Milk]

I found this one, looking through the TNT ban appeals this one time. It was quite a lark.
http://blocktopia.net/forum/threads/prohibido-de-forma-permanente-perma-ban-prohibición-de-apelación.1089/
EDIT: Post redundant due to the fact that the Classic TNT section has been hidden, sorry folks