If you could have a completely useless superpower, what would it be?

[gay vampire]

The power to derp.

...oh wait.

inb4 trap posts "the power to dam u str8 bby gurl"

 

[Sephhh]

To fall asleep in a snap

 

[Xfolo]

THE POWER OF SUMMONING BANANAS!

 

[ethical1337]

THE POWER OF SUMMONING BANANAS!

End world hunger. Useful! We have a Useful power!

Mine would be the ability to predict how far the next street lamp on a highway will be!

 

[ReyvnNova]

The ability to change the spinning direction of a fan.

 

[Super_Goku]

The power to let my computer type without having to touch the letters.

 

[RaizzanX]

The power to sleep at any place, at any time.

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

I write short fiction about a superhero team I made up called Hero Squad full of people with silly or strange powers. One of them is called Fireface and his superpower is that he can make his face catch fire without it harming him.

 

[SuperMarioBros]

The ability to breath underwater. But only when it's boiling.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Flat Stanley ;o

 

[digi]

I think I'd want the power of Bullshit.

XD I've seen An Idiot Abroad and that right there, would have to be the most useless power ever. Calling someone up on their bullshit is a thing you can actually do without it being a power. Silly, silly Carl. :'D

 

[MDooley15]

XD I've seen An Idiot Abroad and that right there, would have to be the most useless power ever. Calling someone up on their bullshit is a thing you can actually do without it being a power. Silly, silly Carl. :'D

If he couldn't lie when someone was bullshitting though, that would be a little more useful. I'd wake up happy every day if he was Bullshit Man! :'(

 

[Duffie]

The ability to talk with underwater creatures.

*cough* Aquaman *cough*

But, seriously, I'll post one later.

 

[Edgar Harford]

The ability to see with my eyes closed...

 

[Swate]

The ability to think of a useless superpower whenever a thread asks me to.

Hang on I just..
er

 

[Jubjubers]

The ability to summon at will any piece of stationary within a 1m x 1m box within the state of Ohio. 24 hours cooldown period.

 

[nitasu987]

Skyrim Invisibility (How it stops if you activate anything, attack something, or try to pickpocket someone)

 

[Da Jinks]

The power to view things from another persons point of vision.

 

[Scrable]

The power to let money dissappear (from others,too)

 

[Undefined User 7]

Seduce furniture.

 

[GmK]

The power to let my computer type without having to touch the letters.

That is called 'Voice Recognition' ^^

 

[IQD]

The power to let my computer type without having to touch the letters with some actual degree of accuracy.

ftfy

 

[Super_Goku]

That is called 'Voice Recognition' ^^

ftfy

What he said.

 

[Wink]

POWER OF THE PUDDLE!

Spoiler

Lol skyhigh lol

 

[Zeus42000]

The power to be a GmK for the year :)