HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Notme]

Granted, but genie is confused.

I wish for time machine.

 

[UltimateBudgie]

Granted, but genie is confused.

I wish for time machine.

Granted, you got a machine that tells you the time ( )
Some call it a clock.

I wish for a tree that grows legitimate money (nothing fake here bros)!

 

[CaptainCake]

Wish granted, but you actually live in a society where leaves are a valuable commodity and the main currency.

I wish for the ability to read people's minds grow to 100 times my size and ravage through my city like Godzilla.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but then you get captured and is kept in an indestructible prison.
I wish to save CaptainCake from the indestructible prison!

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you get stuck in there as a result
I wish the sky was purple.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but you get stuck in there as a result
I wish the sky was purple.

Granted, but then it becomes too dark to see.
I wish I could fly.

 

[BoboTheEpic]

Wish granted, but you actually live in a society where leaves are a valuable commodity and the main currency.

I wish for the ability to read people's minds grow to 100 times my size and ravage through my city like Godzilla.

psst... was that a hitchiker's guide reference?

 

[Notme]

Granted but you crash into birch.

I wish, that Elysium was full.

 

[Faliara]

Granted but you crash into birch.

I wish, that Elysium was full.

Granted, but you can't get in because of it
I wish that EVERYTHING IS FINE.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but you aren't fine anymore xD

I wish for a damn laptop

 

[Xfolo]

Wish granted, but when you type it blows up.

 

[Wimali]

Wish granted, but when you type it blows up.

dude wtf y u no wish :c

 

[Faliara]

Oh, Bram, you wish that he wished?
Wish granted, but his wish is to troll you.
I wish school didn't exist!

 

[Notme]

Hmm... Granted but we all are stuck in middle ages.

I wish for tasty PvPr.

 

[Faliara]

Granted but then it disappears on you.
I wish that people wouldn't think that Blocktopia will disappear in a few years... IT'LL LAST 'TIL THE END OF TIME, I TELL YOU. 'TIL THE END OF TIME. Even if it does disappear physically, it'll still be in our hearts! Until the end of time!

 

[Notme]

Granted, but its quality gradually falls over decades.

I wish I could fix Earth.

 

[Xfolo]

Granted, but mars crashes into earth destroying earth.

I wish for a banana.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish the language I'm about to spread out will get learnt!

 

[Notme]

Granted but your clan on Elysium has failed.

I wish, that Herobrine could be my pet.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but people stay away from you.
I wish Deepak would stop stealing!

 

[BiggestKirbyFan]

Granted, but then someone else steals from you.

I wish I had a pet pony

 

[Notme]

Granted, but whole Elysium fails.

I wish for pet Voldemort

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but he turns you into his mindless slave Death Eater with the Imperius Curse.
I wish they removed the grammar check on Pottermore!

 

[Notme]

Granted, but something somehow managed to destroy Blocktopia.

I wish for pet Megatron.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but your pet Megatron accidentally steps on you.

I wish for Blocktopia to transcend to its former glory!