If you could have a completely useless superpower, what would it be?

[Notme]

Reviving evil people?

 

[Duffie]

The power... Of simple addition!

 

[JKangaroo]

What? What? Seriously?!
I must say I am very shocked that this hasn't been said already.

Obviously the best, most useless power just HAS to be the ability to just have just bloody amazing background music just playing anywhere at anytime, whether it be the smallest event, to one of the most life-changing or an event of such grandeur that it just radiates beauty, to the saddest or most tragic moments, background music would just make each that much more powerful.

I mean seriously, who wouldn't want amazing choirs and powerful instrumentals just playing behind them wherever they went?
Sorry, I'm in a Starcraft mood, but really, background music just makes things that much awesome-er.
(Oh, yeah, spoiler warning if you don't want to watch it)

That ending-walking music...
Fucking Majestic.

...
...
I'm sorry. D:
I live for Atmosphere.

 

[Jolterino]

What? What? Seriously?!
I must say I am very shocked that this hasn't been said already.

Obviously the best, most useless power just HAS to be the ability to just have just bloody amazing background music just playing anywhere at anytime, whether it be the smallest event, to one of the most life-changing or an event of such grandeur that it just radiates beauty, to the saddest or most tragic moments, background music would just make each that much more powerful.

I mean seriously, who wouldn't want amazing choirs and powerful instrumentals just playing behind them wherever they went?
Sorry, I'm in a Starcraft mood, but really, background music just makes things that much awesome-er.
(Oh, yeah, spoiler warning if you don't want to watch it)

That ending-walking music...
Fucking Majestic.

...
...
I'm sorry. D:
I live for Atmosphere.

Watching that again just gives me chills.

 

[Higanimitsu]

To draw manga or anime really good ;n;

 

[CaptainCake]

The ability to turn invisible...in the dark. Oh, and to have the power to communicate with fruit.

 

[BiggestKirbyFan]

THe power to know the 27th letter of the alphabet

 

[Gameprochampion]

The ability to do the moon walk!

But only on the moon.

 

[Malcovent]

Hrm.

The power to emit any smell i wanted. I would spend all day walking around smelling like freshly baked bread just to make everyone hungry. Fear me for I am Malcovent Lord of hunger and emperor of your stomach, beg for my forgiveness mortals!

On an unrelated note, JKangaroo , not gonna lie. If i had that power i'd walk around with this constantly playing behind me.

 

[Oak Milk]

Hrm.

The power to emit any smell i wanted. I would spend all day walking around smelling like freshly baked bread just to make everyone hungry. Fear me for I am Malcovent Lord of hunger and emperor of your stomach, beg for my forgiveness mortals!

On an unrelated note, JKangaroo , not gonna lie. If i had that power i'd walk around with this constantly playing behind me.

I can't stop listening to it now xD

 

[DillonSaysRawr]

The power to go into the world of any movie/video game/tv series. One day, Pokemon, the next day, Avatar. I would never be bored. My life would then be relevant.

 

[Duffie]

The power to go into the world of any movie/video game/tv series. One day, Pokemon,...

... Although I understand why everybod says this... I feel like those people haven't read the Pokemon desc. before.

Pokemon are flipping scary.

 

[Jayfeather]

The power to go into the world of any movie/video game/tv series. One day, Pokemon,...

... Although I understand why everybod says this... I feel like those people haven't read the Pokemon desc. before.

Pokemon are flipping scary.

ya but the shows contradicts mang

 

[Suikae]

Make people be quiet.

This is literally me...

EDIT: Not really useless but still...

 

[urbanizedtooth4]

To slap chickens. Lol

 

[Cloudy]

To make Pop-Tarts come out from your hands. At least its a not a Spinach flavored Pop-Tart.

 

[Jivvi]

Infinite jelly bears in my pocket ._.

Surely, you mean jelly babies.

Surely, you mean jelly beans

 

[Toiletprincess]

Infinite jelly bears in my pocket ._.

Surely, you mean jelly babies.

Surely, you mean jelly beans

Surely, you mean jelly

 

[Jivvi]

Surely, you mean jelly babies.

Surely, you mean jelly beans

Surely, you mean jelly

Exactly!

 

[Toiletprincess]

Surely, you mean jelly beans

Surely, you mean jelly

Exactly!

Indeed

 

[Duffie]

Surely, you mean jelly

Exactly!

Indeed

Fantastic!

 

[Cloudy]

The power to change your least favorite foods into your favorite foods.
(Like, if you don't like vegetables, change it into a food that you like.)

 

[Damer_Flinn]

The power to change your least favorite foods into your favorite foods.
(Like, if you don't like vegetables, change it into a food that you like.)

But that's useful.

 

[RyanDodd]

I'd burp louder than anyone on Earth.

 

[Cloudy]

The power to change your least favorite foods into your favorite foods.
(Like, if you don't like vegetables, change it into a food that you like.)

But that's useful.

Oops!!! Didn't know that.