Tea myth

[Shinyshark]

9:32 PM - Shinyshark: Jack, on a scale of 1/10, how much do you apreciate tea?
9:32 PM - Malcovent: 9/10
9:32 PM - Malcovent: the 1/10 thats missing is appreciation for the art of teacrafting
9:32 PM - Shinyshark: So it is true...
9:33 PM - Shinyshark: British are overly obsessed with their cup of tea.
9:33 PM - Malcovent: Ofcourse
9:33 PM - Malcovent: our empire was built on tea
9:33 PM - Malcovent: in battles we used to often brew cups of tea for our soldiers
9:33 PM - Malcovent: our tanks, come with equipment to brew a cup of tea
9:33 PM - Shinyshark: Jesus.
9:34 PM - Shinyshark: Do you have an emergency tea-making set in-case of an apocalyptic event?
9:34 PM - Malcovent: sadly not
9:35 PM - Shinyshark: Do you grow tea-leaves in your backyard?
9:36 PM - Shinyshark: Do you have tea parfume?
9:37 PM - Malcovent: no and no.
9:37 PM - Malcovent: last i remember
9:37 PM - Malcovent: tea-leaves require a pretty damns pecial climate to grow in
9:37 PM - Malcovent: not something we can sustain
9:37 PM - Shinyshark: Surely you have this underground cavern where you moderated the temperature, light levels and humidty to be able to grow tea leaves.
9:39 PM - Shinyshark: I'm on to you
9:39 PM - Shinyshark: The british love their tea so much, they give birth to it.
9:39 PM - Malcovent: its so true
9:40 PM - Shinyshark: British people don't get their period, they give birth to a cup of tea. Every porcelain shop has this secret pass phrase that you are being taught at birth. If you say it, you can buy a golden cup with your initials with a small silk suitcase. You have to give birth in that cup, or it is wasted.
9:41 PM - Shinyshark: It's true, admit it.

So, Malcovent won't admit it. We must get to the bottom of this. Post your tea myths or help solve an active tea myth. Don't disappoint me, team.

 

[Xfolo]

LOL AM I THE ONLY BRIT WHO DOSN'T LIKE TEA....?

 

[Shinyshark]

LOL AM I THE ONLY BRIT WHO DOSN'T LIKE TEA....?

This is a lie, there is no british people who dislike tea. Are you sure you weren't born some place else?

 

[Baker93]

 

[DarkHender]

iideathcookies likes coffee more than tea.

 

[Shinyshark]

iideathcookies likes coffee more than tea.

iiDeathCookies was born in Antarctica.

 

[Xfolo]

LOL AM I THE ONLY BRIT WHO DOSN'T LIKE TEA....?

This is a lie, there is no british people who dislike tea. Are you sure you weren't born some place else?

HAVE I EVER LIED? PEOPLE WHO WON THE LOTTERY 10 TIMES NEVRER LIE.

 

[Malcovent]

 

[Shinyshark]

Tea porn.

 

[cheatyface]

LOL AM I THE ONLY BRIT WHO DOSN'T LIKE TEA....?

That's a ban.

Tea porn.

I thought it was sexual. I'm canadian.
ps. earl grey ftw.

 

[Shinyshark]

The tea myth isn't solved yet. I NEED HELP, HELP ME.

 

[Swate]

The tea myth isn't solved yet. I NEED HELP, HELP ME.

Uh uh uh
I don't know how to help you asdf

Maybe I could make you a nice cup of tea and help calm you down? C:

 

[Da Jinks]

You see folks, the most ingenious invention on this earth is not the sliced bread but Arnold Palmer drink.

Lemonade + Sweet Tea = Wonder and amazement.

Drink cold, never hot. The grandest drink of them all.

 

[myusername22]

My favorite tea is English breakfast. And I'm not even british though there is a really good american made tea I like I forget the name.

 

[Notme]

I like trains tea.

 

[Shinyshark]

I have a new lead on the current myth, apparently the tradition was an idea of "Frank Burth", a man who lived in Udensurch, which is a german town. He moved to Great Britain when he was sixteen, had a baby when he was fifteen (because he had so much 'fun' that he went back in time) and eventually the tradition was started by him when he accidentally dropped a bread crumb into his teaspoon which he just dipped into the cup.

The cup turned into solid gold and right there was another smaller cup, with his initials. It's basically a sort of witch craft

 

[Pim]

"culture- whatever you are raised on.
most of the foods you probably eat today are what you were eating when you were younger."

Hmm?

 

[davidjl123]

 

[Excepted]

I can't go a day without drinking tea. I'm British.

 

[Duffie]

I'm not British, but I enjoy tea.

Never had coffee, probably never will.

Because tea.

 

[Undefined User 7]

Green tea master race reporting in

 

[Swate]

 

[Da Jinks]

I'm not British, but I enjoy tea.

Never had coffee, probably never will.

Because tea.

Iced coffee isn't bad actually. But tea > coffee. Also, am I the only one here who drinks either room temp or iced tea always, cause I can't stand warm drinks for some reason? x)

 

[Undefined User 7]

I'm not British, but I enjoy tea.

Never had coffee, probably never will.

Because tea.

Iced coffee isn't bad actually. But tea > coffee. Also, am I the only one here who drinks either room temp or iced tea always, cause I can't stand warm drinks for some reason? x)

I don't know about that. I think different kinds suit different moods. If it's a hot summer day I'll gladly get a cold can of Arnold Palmer, but if I have a paper to write on a wintery Saturday morning, I can't do without a hot cup of Green Tea.

I may or may not be closet British.

 

[Shinyshark]

Why is my myth not revealed yet?