Tea myth

Shinyshark

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The myth was that you didn't actually talk to Malcovent but someone posing as him
(Although the typing is pretty much Grade A Malcovent I'm just trying to help move this thread in the direction Shinyshark motioned towards?)
How dare you accuse me of using someone to impersonate Malcovent. It was Jack Patman, I swear on the grave of my yet-to-disease father!
 

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WHAT IF, WE JUST TAKE HIS CUP OF TEA, AND SMASH AND, JUST SMASH ON THE FLOOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SEE HOW HE REACTS??!
Oh my. You know that the british have carpets for a reason right? Nice, thick, tea-cup bouncing carpets. You wouldn't notice because they don't typically include them in pictures, but they have them. And they're waiting for someone like you. And when you fail to break the cup, and it bounces back into Mal's hands, he'll say "Well that was disturbing. Let's discuss your behaviour over a cup of tea."
 

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WHAT IF, WE JUST TAKE HIS CUP OF TEA, AND SMASH AND, JUST SMASH ON THE FLOOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SEE HOW HE REACTS??!
Oh my. You know that the british have carpets for a reason right? Nice, thick, tea-cup bouncing carpets. You wouldn't notice because they don't typically include them in pictures, but they have them. And they're waiting for someone like you. And when you fail to break the cup, and it bounces back into Mal's hands, he'll say "Well that was disturbing. Let's discuss your behaviour over a cup of tea."
Another myth, but how true is it? Let's crack it like you've never cracked anything!
 

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WHAT IF, WE JUST TAKE HIS CUP OF TEA, AND SMASH AND, JUST SMASH ON THE FLOOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, AND SEE HOW HE REACTS??!
Oh my. You know that the british have carpets for a reason right? Nice, thick, tea-cup bouncing carpets. You wouldn't notice because they don't typically include them in pictures, but they have them. And they're waiting for someone like you. And when you fail to break the cup, and it bounces back into Mal's hands, he'll say "Well that was disturbing. Let's discuss your behaviour over a cup of tea."
Another myth, but how true is it? Let's crack it like you've never cracked anything!
But I just told you! We can't crack his tea cups, they'll just bounce back into his hands unharmed and refilled!
 

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Oh my. You know that the british have carpets for a reason right? Nice, thick, tea-cup bouncing carpets. You wouldn't notice because they don't typically include them in pictures, but they have them. And they're waiting for someone like you. And when you fail to break the cup, and it bounces back into Mal's hands, he'll say "Well that was disturbing. Let's discuss your behaviour over a cup of tea."
Another myth, but how true is it? Let's crack it like you've never cracked anything!
But I just told you! We can't crack his tea cups, they'll just bounce back into his hands unharmed and refilled!
Crack this case harder than a non-british tea cup!
 

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I can neither confirm nor deny that we British have developed any kind of bouncy carpets or any kevlar cups for our tea. You and your lawyers will receive a strongly worded cease and desist letter shortly.
'Mon then, you speccy pleb. I'll burst ya silly with your own tea cup!
 

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I honestly thought Mal was pulling our leg about the tanks.

"The British Army maintained its requirement for a four-man crew (including a loader) after risk analysis of the incorporation of an automatic loader suggested that auto-loaders reduced battlefield survivability. Mechanical failure and the time required for repair were prime concerns.

Similar to every British tank since the Centurion, and most other British AFVs, Challenger 2 contains a boiling vessel (BV) also known as a kettle or bivvie for water which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in ration packs.[9] This BV requirement is general for armoured vehicles of the British Armed Forces, and is unique to the armed forces of the UK."
Source:Wikipedia

England, you have a problem. It's time for an intervention. (InTEArvention? I have no idea.)

And so the lochness monster is real.
One tea myth down 4 to go unless I miscounted
Half Life 3 confirmed.
 
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