SirCiphered
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As I'm sure any human being living within 500 miles of an automobile knows, somewhere out there people are just massively enthused by automobiles. I'm talking about motoring enthusiasts -- the people who absolutely love to hop into a car, truck, SUV, van, bus, or some other form of land-based common-use vehicle and combust expensive fluids composed of dead things. These are the people who watched F1 and immediately made jokes comparing Pirelli tires to condoms.
Are you a motoring enthusiast? Do you enjoy cracking jokes about (when translated to English) The Ferrari The Ferrari? Perhaps you're a diehard Mercedes fan, always ogling at whatever luxurious S-class comes out of the factories. Either way, I welcome you to come here and discuss cars of any make, model, purpose or function!
I'll start by saying what I like: Personally, I'm unattracted to Ferrari and ambivalent towards Lamborghini due to their reputation as the sort of thing a 12-year-old rumpus-rouser would want to take a spin in. Handbrake-sliding is also childish -- unless you never practice for it.
And the new McLaren P1? Astounding. I've already bought a ring for our marriage.
Are you a motoring enthusiast? Do you enjoy cracking jokes about (when translated to English) The Ferrari The Ferrari? Perhaps you're a diehard Mercedes fan, always ogling at whatever luxurious S-class comes out of the factories. Either way, I welcome you to come here and discuss cars of any make, model, purpose or function!
I'll start by saying what I like: Personally, I'm unattracted to Ferrari and ambivalent towards Lamborghini due to their reputation as the sort of thing a 12-year-old rumpus-rouser would want to take a spin in. Handbrake-sliding is also childish -- unless you never practice for it.
And the new McLaren P1? Astounding. I've already bought a ring for our marriage.