IAmA guy who found grass, ama

[torty]

Smoke the grass?

 

[Da Jinks]

SAVE THE GRASS FOR 1.7, THEN SELL COMPASS SUNFLOWERS.

 

[Faliara]

WHERE DID YOU ALL FIND THE DAMN GRASS OAO

 

[Da Jinks]

WHERE DID YOU ALL FIND THE DAMN GRASS OAO

Step 1: Be Iguana.
Step 2: Act like Iguana.
Step 3: Grass.

 

[Faliara]

WHERE DID YOU ALL FIND THE DAMN GRASS OAO

Step 1: Be Iguana.
Step 2: Act like Iguana.
Step 3: Grass.

... No, I mean where do you find such grass.

 

[Da Jinks]

WHERE DID YOU ALL FIND THE DAMN GRASS OAO

Step 1: Be Iguana.
Step 2: Act like Iguana.
Step 3: Grass.

... No, I mean where do you find such grass.

YOU ARE NOT IGUANA

 

[Shinyshark]

Xawfjksgbwlkfjrsj--- (so fast?)

Rule the wastes with your grass, be the king of everyone with your mighty grass and make everyone tremble in fear as the ground beneath you quakes, begging you for the seeds of the grass!

All who disobey you shall be punished with decapitation and many shall feast upon this marvelous find by making dirt cakes and cupcakes for all to eat! HAIL THE MIGHTY GRASS LORD

You truly are the king of grass, oh lord be merciful and lend me a cup of grass. "SPARE ANY GRASS?" is what they say on the broken streets. "GRASS PLEASE, OH GIVE ME SOME GRASS TO FEED MY CHILDREN."

 

[Faliara]

Iguana, how'd you get grass?

 

[DarkHender]

Iguana, how'd you get grass?

I'm sure he's not gonna share this XD

 

[Iguana]

i essentially became god and the grass seeked me out

 

[torty]

i essentially became god and the grass seeked me out

Edit: He was grass god from the start.

 

[Faliara]

You know I'll never believe that -_-

(C'mon, my hunger bar's near empty...)

 

[_4_]

Well I guess Iguana is now the Supreme Overlord King of Solitude now.
Id totally kamikaze for him..

ALL HAIL YOUR SUPREME DICTATOR IGUANA!! :D!

 

[Da Jinks]

i essentially became god and the grass seeked me out

We all know you didn't need to become God for the grass to seek you out.

 

[Faliara]

Fun Fact: Iguana's the only staff member according to the Blocktopedia.

... Which means he MADE his grass. CHEATER.

 

[cheatyface]

I'm sure it was sitting in the mall.

 

[Evershed]

RIP in peace grass

 

[Iguana]

rip grassy

 

[DarkHender]

everyone pls pray for the grass

 

[Txboy1234]

This has become a weird thread, thanks Iguana!

 

[jorhey]

pray my ass. snort the grass k gives high so gr8

 

[Nottykitten]

Nuuu our grasss! D=

 

[Roobarb Pie]

I PROPOSE WE WELCOME OUR NEW GRASS OVERLORDS.

 

[Jivvi]

ALL HAIL QUEEN IGUANA

 

[Faliara]

Uh... What?