German homework completed... with autocorrect.

[S_swimmer]

Hopefully this is the right place to post this... Alright here goes nothing.

1. Here gehst Ed Mir proms.
2. NEIN, ich bin niche Jett muse.
3. Ed isn't Zanzibar Bach virtual.
4. Um half elf have ich math.
5. An avens uin halb NEIN schwimme ich.
6. Ich Janet sex hitch in biter bot zero.
7. In Hahn NEIN have ich musing.
8. Ed get Mir prima, dance!
9. Am sans tag in Gale elf scholar ich.
10. am mobtage um vortex Mach Soren ease ich.
11. NEIN, Ed isn't Jett have fund.
12. Ed isn't find Uhr dreamy.

Now I give you a challenge for all you German speakers: try to figure out what at least one of these sentences were originally before I typed it into my iPod using autocorrect.

 

[Jeercrul]

What terrible german

 

[GmK]

Oh wow...I don't even...

 

[zezmi]

Ich Janet sex hitch in biter bot zero.

Hmm, sounds like GmKbot script!

 

[Jayfeather]

GmK literally made this thread so much better

 

[S_swimmer]

GmK literally made this thread so much better

:c

 

[OldAcctSnapFlash]

LOL, this is the full stuff I got from it when I threw it into Google Translate.
You contemplate any of this stuff Mr. GmK?

Cuz I sure don't.

I go 1.Here Ed proms.
2.Keep, I'm niche Jett muse.
Is not 3.Ed Zanzibar virtual stream.
I have helped 4.Um eleven math.
5.An avens uin semi NO I swim.
6.I Janet hitch in sex biter offered zero.
7.In cock I have NO musing.
8.Ed I get great, dance!
9.Am sans tag Gale eleven I scholar.
10.am to mobtage vortex Mach Soren I ease.
11.NEIN, Ed Is not Jett have fund.
Is not 12.Ed find dreamy clock.

http://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0S0uD4qJDFS4RsAI8_tFAx.;_ylu=X3oDMTFycnE3MnN0BHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZAM5ZGY5NGQ1YzFmOWI1ZDRiY2FmNDhlYzBlZjYyOWU1MgRncG9zAzQ2?back=http://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=what+the+fuck+is+this&n=30&ei=utf-8&fr=yfp-t-715&tab=organic&ri=46&w=510&h=382&imgurl=assets.diylol.com/hfs/627/d27/577/resized/barney-meme-generator-what-the-fuck-is-this-shit-barney-4e992e.jpg?1313941787.jpg&rurl=http://diylol.com/meme-generator/barney--4/memes/what-the-fuck-is-this-shit-barney&size=33.9KB&name=<b>what the fuck is this </b>shit?, barney?&p=what the fuck is this&oid=9df94d5c1f9b5d4bcaf48ec0ef629e52&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-715&tt=<b>what the fuck is this </b>shit?, barney?&b=31&ni=200&no=46&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=12i39idr0&sigb=13k4lk630&sigi=13ra5irpp&.crumb=2ZWvbwVKH9u&fr=yfp-t-715

 

[S_swimmer]

Oh, by the way, just to avoid any confusion, this wasn't the English translation written in autocorrect, this was originally all proper German. But apparetnly, English autocorrect on an iPod is not fluent in that language.

 

[Willchill]

Oh, by the way, just to avoid any confusion, this wasn't the English translation written in autocorrect, this was originally all proper German. But apparetnly, English autocorrect on an iPod is not fluent in that language.

Just use the German keyboard.

 

[zezmi]

LOL, this is the full stuff I got from it when I threw it into Google Translate.
You contemplate any of this stuff Mr. GmK?

Cuz I sure don't.

I go 1.Here Ed proms.
2.Keep, I'm niche Jett muse.
Is not 3.Ed Zanzibar virtual stream.
I have helped 4.Um eleven math.
5.An avens uin semi NO I swim.
6.I Janet hitch in sex biter offered zero.
7.In cock I have NO musing.
8.Ed I get great, dance!
9.Am sans tag Gale eleven I scholar.
10.am to mobtage vortex Mach Soren I ease.
11.NEIN, Ed Is not Jett have fund.
Is not 12.Ed find dreamy clock.

http://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0S0uD4qJDFS4RsAI8_tFAx.;_ylu=X3oDMTFycnE3MnN0BHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZAM5ZGY5NGQ1YzFmOWI1ZDRiY2FmNDhlYzBlZjYyOWU1MgRncG9zAzQ2?back=http://ca.images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=what+the+fuck+is+this&n=30&ei=utf-8&fr=yfp-t-715&tab=organic&ri=46&w=510&h=382&imgurl=assets.diylol.com/hfs/627/d27/577/resized/barney-meme-generator-what-the-fuck-is-this-shit-barney-4e992e.jpg?1313941787.jpg&rurl=http://diylol.com/meme-generator/barney--4/memes/what-the-fuck-is-this-shit-barney&size=33.9KB&name=<b>what the fuck is this </b>shit?, barney?&p=what the fuck is this&oid=9df94d5c1f9b5d4bcaf48ec0ef629e52&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-715&tt=<b>what the fuck is this </b>shit?, barney?&b=31&ni=200&no=46&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=12i39idr0&sigb=13k4lk630&sigi=13ra5irpp&.crumb=2ZWvbwVKH9u&fr=yfp-t-715

Could you possible just post the image? Instead of that 11 line hyperlink spam

 

[Fatalis]

I was about to say that you should go back to learn how to spell German words