How to Know You've Played Too Much Minecraft

[CaffeinatedKitty]

I think this belongs here XD leave your suggestions! :D

-you try to /mvs when you fall off a cliff in another game... A PLAYSTATION game.
-you try to press shift to prevent falling off another cliff in said game
-you expect to take fall damage when you fall what would be about 4-5 blocks in that same game
-you dream about your fellow players

 

[Wimali]

How to Know You've Played Too Much RoF


When playing normal survival, you build with sand, because you're like: "It'll turn into glass when lava touches it anyway, right?"

When playing any server, you keep using /t to check when the round's gonna end.

When playing normal survival, you keep looking around you, expecting lava to flow any moment.

 

[Notme]

Too much JtE:
- you trade stuff in emeralds
- you want to build Sancti

AoD:
- lightning means first hunter was choosen
- you call cookies brains
- want to pvp with everything, that moves

RoF:
- you call brains cookies
- you have lava pool in BB and JtE
- want to /lick everyone

TNT:
- think, that black wool is mine
- try to kill enemies with tnt

BB:
- you try to build epic buildings even in AoD and TNT.

 

[Edgar Harford]

When you think playing with me for an hour is acceptable

 

[zezmi]

TNT:
-try to kill people with eggs
-if you do /stats or /score on another server/game/IRC

 

[Jayfeather]

You re-route your crouch button to shift instead of ctrl

 

[Arachadonic]

When you mistake that old woman who lives down the road to be a skeleton and shoot her with a bow and arrow.

 

[buildbuild12]

AoD:
- lightning means first hunter was choosen
- you call cookies brains
- want to pvp with everything, that moves.

Agree 100% on this.

 

[zezmi]

When you go to sleep right when it gets dark and hope to wake up a few seconds later and it be morning.

 

[Enderfive]

You know you've played too much Minecraft when:

• you tell your mom and dad to switch your old wooden front door for a good sturdy iron one, because otherwise zombies could get in.

• you try to heal yourself with red wine, because you think it looks just like a healing potion.

• you think you can jump ten metres below with no injures if you wear boots with three feathers on them.
  you say gold is worthless, only good for making clocks and railways
  you try to take down a tree in your backyard with bare hands.

I may have more later. Also, I am quite good at messing up with BBCodes on a phone.

 

[FrenchSanta12]

When you prefer carrots over cookies in real life..

 

[Jivvi]

When you prefer carrots over cookies in real life..

 

[Mia]

Uh oh...
When you start shoving bones onto random dogs mouths expecting a red collar to appear.

 

[Da Jinks]

When your first house is made of dirt.

 

[myusername22]

When you punch a tree repeatedly expecting a 1m by 1m block of it to dissapear and a much smaller block of log to fall to the ground

 

[zezmi]

When your first house is made of dirt.

Or a 3x3 hole in the ground with a roof.

 

[Danni122112]

Too much JtE:
- you trade stuff in emeralds
- you want to build Sancti

AoD:
- lightning means first hunter was choosen
- you call cookies brains
- want to pvp with everything, that moves

RoF:
- you call brains cookies
- you have lava pool in BB and JtE
- want to /lick everyone

TNT:
- think, that black wool is mine
- try to kill enemies with tnt

BB:
- you try to build epic buildings even in AoD and TNT.

 

[Duffie]

You know you've played too much Minecraft when;

• You attempt to punch down a tree.
• You see someone punching a tree, and instantly think of Minecraft.
• You own a set of Minecraft Legos.
• You play Slenderman, and think water can save you.
• You play Slenderman, and think looking straight at him will save you.
• You attempt to punch anything.
• You go to the library to enchant your tools.

 

[myusername22]

You go to the library to enchant your tools.

That explains all the people walking in carrying swords and pickaxes 0_0

 

[Superchops]

"You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"

"Maybe the same could be said of all religions Minecraft"

 

[Duffie]

"You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"

"Maybe the same could be said of all religions Minecraft"

"What is a man Minecraft? A miserable pile of secrets blocks!"

 

[cheatyface]

When your first house is made of dirt.

I'm pretty sure most kids get to play in the sandbox.

 

[gay vampire]

You always double tap "W" to sprint.

This is sadly true.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

When you hear an explosion and you think there are creepers near by and you attack with a stick and attack a construction worker detonating an old abandoned building

 

[zezmi]

When you use the scroll wheel to change items.