I don't eat any vegetables except for potatoes. Because they are delicious. People say I will die early but vegetables are disgusting creatures and deserve to be wiped off of the face of the planet.
Except for potatoes, I love them. If I had to pick one food I'd eat over and over again, it'd be potatoes because there are so many ways to cook/eat them. Not to mention how...potatoey they are.
EDIT: This is a fact about myself, why are people disagreeing...? Lol, I guess that means that they think I like vegetables? Really makes no sense.