most embarrassing moment?

[Iguana]

this was pretty recent but me and my friends are into free-running and parkour (and doing stupid stunts and shit) but there's a wall at my old high school that is about 15 feet high but i estimated it was 10 feet and said i could jump from top to bottom and roll safely

even though it was 15 feet i still could probably going it, but on landing i forgot to brace for shock and fell over in complete and utter pain and just laid on the ground for a bit holding my feet
dont worry, nothing broke, just my dignity

 

[cooliorules]

Oh god. Oh. God.

I was in second grade, and I was doing math in class. I told my teacher I didn't feel well and ask to go to the nurse. The teacher said no and I just sorta sat there like "ohshitohshitohshit". We had to swap our papers to mark each other's work, literally five minutes after I asked the teacher and threw up all over the others persons work. I don't think I'm one of their favourite people... In fact, that was the last time I talked to him.... Oops.....

Another one, quite recent. I am like one of the most socially awkward people, I hate talking to a group of people (unless friends) and people I don't know. I had an English presentation to do and I was freaking out. I went through the whole speech thing, made sure it was the right length, and knew what to say. When I got up to do it I literally forgot everything and stood there for about 2 minutes with everyone looking at me. Fuck that was awkward.

 

[Suikae]

More embarrassing moments for your pleasure!

At the time I was at a mall that was pretty big and was fully packed with people, and being as clumsy as I am, I tripped on my foot (by accident this time) and fell on top of this guy. As we got up he used unpleasant words at me and my face turned bright red. Everyone was pretty much looking at the scene we've created, so to get out of this unsightly situation, I pretended I didn't know English and started making up words that seemed to be in a different language. After that, I ran away and heard everyone laughing at me.
Yeah... Pretty sure my life ended there...

 

[SparklyMuffinz]

In Italy I told people to wait with this gesture:

Spoiler

Apparently in Italy that is an insulting gesture.

is this like
a thing that people do though
like
"hold on" *Raises all fingers and puts them together*

Uh... as an Italian, I don't remember this meaning "wait". Anyone can correct me if I'm wrong here but this is usually a sign of frustration. You typically direct it at person like, "what the hell is wrong with you?" sort of thing. Alternatively, you can use the other sign which is to run your finger nails along your chin towards a person which means "fuck off" basically.

Hope you still had a good time there though, French!

 

[Henry]

Uh... as an Italian, I don't remember this meaning "wait". Anyone can correct me if I'm wrong here but this is usually a sign of frustration. You typically direct it at person like, "what the hell is wrong with you?" sort of thing. Alternatively, you can use the other sign which is to run your finger nails along your chin towards a person which means "fuck off" basically.

Hope you still had a good time there though, French!

I've never seen you swear

 

[Slenderman2435]

When I was in the 5th grade I was sitting next to my teacher so he could mark my homework. Then this new kid we had came along with his homework and then 30 seconds later he kissed me on the head and I was like WTF. and this girl next to me also getting her homework marked saw it and Laughed like this Hehehehe. I felt so embarrassed and that's why I don't like to go near the new kid

 

[Mia]

Once after school ages ago I went to go get my sister to walk home, so I walked up to this kid which looked exactly like her and said, "Hurry up sloth we don't have all day, get moving!" It wasn't her.. It was my teachers daughter Humiliated for the rest of my life, my teacher won't let me forget ever.

 

[Love]

In Italy I told people to wait with this gesture:

Spoiler

Apparently in Italy that is an insulting gesture.

is this like
a thing that people do though
like
"hold on" *Raises all fingers and puts them together*

Uh... as an Italian, I don't remember this meaning "wait". Anyone can correct me if I'm wrong here but this is usually a sign of frustration. You typically direct it at person like, "what the hell is wrong with you?" sort of thing. Alternatively, you can use the other sign which is to run your finger nails along your chin towards a person which means "fuck off" basically.

Hope you still had a good time there though, French!

I MUST USE THIS INFORMATION FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

Anyway most embarrassing moments hm.
Well there was that time I kissed my cousin at school... At recess... In front of basically everybody.
Oops.

There's also the time, I had just got back to school after breaking my arm, and it was Winter. We still had recess and as I was going out to do the things kids did back then, I slipped on ice and landed on the arm I'd broken initially, and sat there face-down writhing in pain for a good 5 minutes before the ice numbed me.

 

[cooliorules]

So I broke my arm and all.
Turns out, I had to have my arm in a sling.
Under my shirt.
At all times.
4 weeks of feeling myself, and god did I get shit for it. It was horrible.

 

[Shinyshark]

I once played the 'Paste what you have copied' game with the wrong person...

We don't talk anymore, unfortunately.

 

[zezmi]

I once played the 'Paste what you have copied' game with the wrong person...

We don't talk anymore, unfortunately.

 

[kraby1]

Erm there is probably one that is more embarrassing and silly that this one but this one stuck to my mind the most

I had a double English period (lesson; each period is 30 mins) and whenever the first bell went I walked out of the classroom much to the teachers and students confusion. Nobody called for me.. I walked outside and thinking it was lunch (there were students outside going to their next classes) I started to eat my sandwiches and it took like 5 minutes to realize that I still had a lesson left, so when I came back everyone started laughing including the teacher. For me it was a bit embarrassing lol.

 

[Love]

Something I remember just now, I was at the time like 4 or so, and we were at the store (we being my grandmother and my sister)

Not paying attention I walked out of the store with a lady who looked a lot like my grandmother, but upon realizing that it wasn't my grandmother I started crying and curled into the fetal position in the store entrance ._.

 

[Notme]

Something I remember just now, I was at the time like 4 or so, and we were at the store (we being my grandmother and my sister)

Not paying attention I walked out of the store with a lady who looked a lot like my grandmother, but upon realizing that it wasn't my grandmother I started crying and curled into the fetal position in the store entrance ._.

wow its theoretically as far as you can go back with your memories... so it can be actually one of your first ones.

 

[Love]

Something I remember just now, I was at the time like 4 or so, and we were at the store (we being my grandmother and my sister)

Not paying attention I walked out of the store with a lady who looked a lot like my grandmother, but upon realizing that it wasn't my grandmother I started crying and curled into the fetal position in the store entrance ._.

wow its theoretically as far as you can go back with your memories... so it can be actually one of your first ones.

the absolute farthest i can go is when i was 3 and my parents wanted to put me in preschool but the people thought i was too smart to go

idk why but i never had to go c:

 

[Terre936]

I was in spanish and I usually don't mess up with spanish words, but when I asked to use the bathroom, I had this urge to drink water so I accidently said "puedo tomar el bano" meaning "may I drink the bathroom"

 

[Chips]

I once opened the backyard door with my alarm system on, and it had the giant ringing sound with the neighbors coming out, and the police here. Was a bit, you know, uh, awkward.

 

[Arachadonic]

That one time I had a parrot beak and everybody laughed at me but then I grew wings and flew away only to come back a few days later and ripped everyone apart with my talons feeding their entrails to my young laughing hysterically #truestory #personal

 

[SirCiphered]

Whenever anyone in school references my days in elementary and middle school grades when I had a huge temper.

I'm nothing like it now, but it sucks to hear "Remember the time Henry had a rage fit because of X". Really, it does - it's been almost a decade, so can you kindly stop giving a shit?

 

[Jayfeather]

I was in spanish and I usually don't mess up with spanish words, but when I asked to use the bathroom, I had this urge to drink water so I accidently said "puedo tomar el bano" meaning "may I drink the bathroom"

YOU WIN
OH MY GOD

 

[Henry]

Whenever anyone in school references my days in elementary and middle school grades when I had a huge temper.

I'm nothing like it now, but it sucks to hear "Remember the time Henry had a rage fit because of X". Really, it does - it's been almost a decade, so can you kindly stop giving a shit?

That's my name too! c:

 

[SirCiphered]

Whenever anyone in school references my days in elementary and middle school grades when I had a huge temper.

I'm nothing like it now, but it sucks to hear "Remember the time Henry had a rage fit because of X". Really, it does - it's been almost a decade, so can you kindly stop giving a shit?

That's my name too! c:

no shit
Edit: k that was mean. cool

 

[kingwic]

When I was young(young enough to ride a dog) I had... rode my dog. She got startled and jumped up. I landed.. face down... on my front teeth... good thing I had a set of teeth that didn't grow out yet :D

 

[Jolterino]

I kicked over the doggy gate on accident which replicated the sound of glass causing my alarm system to go off. When the alarm company called to make sure I didn't need assistance the phone died and police were dispatched to my house.

I was on teamspeak during this happened and everyone was laughing their face off.

Good times.

 

[Omar_Sales]

I did 1st grade and 2nd grade in 1 year (such smart wow).
Anyways during the 2nd half of that year when I left my old 1st grade friends to join 2nd grade I was a bit (very) socially awkward.
I had been struggling to learn math so my parents hired a teacher to come and teach me math.

The point is some days after that we had a math test, and in the middle of doing it and realizing I could do math I basically shouted out mid test 'I DID IT, I CAN DO MATH!'

Yeah, needless to say I didn't have many friends til' I switched schools :D