Sploorky Quotes

[aleeyana]

Sploorky: if you believed in foreplay


Sploorky: "Ok, so for the duration of Get Lucky, I will be giving you a blow job"
Sploorky: "Then, for instant crush, I will slowly be having sex with you"
Sploorky: "Fragments of Time is when we change positions"

 

[Refrigerated_Elements]

<22:25:29> "[Sploorky] Sploorky": I can't speak
<22:25:36> "[Sploorky] Sploorky": get your ass
<22:25:38> "[Sploorky] Sploorky": to my hole

 

[Love]

<22:23:35> "Sploorky": I'll just go to best buy and get a cheap mic or some shit
<22:24:01> "Sploorky": well
<22:24:05> "Sploorky": thats a 4 mile bike ride
<22:24:06> "Sploorky": fuuuuck
<22:24:10> "Sploorky": fuck fuck fuck
<22:24:22> "Sploorky": I mean
<22:24:26> "Sploorky": 4 miles isn't bad
<22:24:28> "Sploorky": but then
<22:24:32> "Sploorky": it's the 4 miles back
<22:24:36> "Sploorky": thats when you feel it
<22:24:41> "Sploorky": well
<22:24:44> "Sploorky": I'm not going to go now
<22:24:58> "Sploorky": it's 11:30
<22:25:01> "Sploorky": I'd get mugged
<22:25:06> "Sploorky": and I dont think best buy is open now..
<22:25:16> "Sploorky": well it's coastside
<22:25:19> "Sploorky": everyone's on drugs

Sploorky broke his mic.

 

[OldAcctSnapFlash]

<13:54:47> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": bukkit bukkit bukkit bukkit
<13:54:49> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": is a fuckit

also,

Sploorky: if you believed in foreplay


Sploorky: "Ok, so for the duration of Get Lucky, I will be giving you a blow job"
Sploorky: "Then, for instant crush, I will slowly be having sex with you"
Sploorky: "Fragments of Time is when we change positions"

this was taken when I chatted with him about stuff.

<14:22:48> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": WELL
<14:22:56> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": I DID NOT EXPECT HER TO POST A PRIVATE CONVERSATION
<14:23:01> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": IT RELATED TO REAL THINGS

aleeyana
Sploorky

 

[aleeyana]

<13:54:47> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": bukkit bukkit bukkit bukkit
<13:54:49> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": is a fuckit

also,

Sploorky: if you believed in foreplay


Sploorky: "Ok, so for the duration of Get Lucky, I will be giving you a blow job"
Sploorky: "Then, for instant crush, I will slowly be having sex with you"
Sploorky: "Fragments of Time is when we change positions"

this was taken when I chatted with him about stuff.

<14:22:48> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": WELL
<14:22:56> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": I DID NOT EXPECT HER TO POST A PRIVATE CONVERSATION
<14:23:01> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": IT RELATED TO REAL THINGS

aleeyana
Sploorky

OHMYGOD SPLOORKY.

 

[Sploorky]

<13:54:47> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": bukkit bukkit bukkit bukkit
<13:54:49> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": is a fuckit

also,

Sploorky: if you believed in foreplay


Sploorky: "Ok, so for the duration of Get Lucky, I will be giving you a blow job"
Sploorky: "Then, for instant crush, I will slowly be having sex with you"
Sploorky: "Fragments of Time is when we change positions"

this was taken when I chatted with him about stuff.

<14:22:48> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": WELL
<14:22:56> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": I DID NOT EXPECT HER TO POST A PRIVATE CONVERSATION
<14:23:01> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": IT RELATED TO REAL THINGS

aleeyana
Sploorky

OHMYGOD SPLOORKY.

IT RELATED TO REAL JOKES??

 

[urbanizedtooth4]

Damn sploorky now I look at florida as a penis..*facepalm*

 

[LizzzyxD]

"you fuckin joshin me right now"

 

[Shanebat1]

Saints Row is Florida.

Sploorky: lets play sr3

 

[Superchops]

<13:54:47> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": bukkit bukkit bukkit bukkit
<13:54:49> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": is a fuckit

also,




this was taken when I chatted with him about stuff.

<14:22:48> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": WELL
<14:22:56> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": I DID NOT EXPECT HER TO POST A PRIVATE CONVERSATION
<14:23:01> "[Sploorkster] Sploorky": IT RELATED TO REAL THINGS

aleeyana
Sploorky

Silly Sploorky! Instant Crush comes before Get Lucky, not after!

Also what happens when Contact happens

 

[OldAcctSnapFlash]

Sploorky: It's only porn if you masturbate to it.
Sploorky: I'm a Mormon!