You're a Big Girl,
'Cause you've eaten too much,
And your pants don't fit around your waist.
You just eat pie, always really hungry.
You just eat pie, always really hungry!
You're a Big Girl,
And it's gone too far,
But you can't get enough of that sugary taste~
Like a burger and fries, you're goin' super-size;
Straight to your thi-ighs~
And you eat~
And you ea-at~
All day long~
Piles of Twinkies and Ding-Dongs!
Double cheesecake~
And chocolate fla-akes~
You can eat a foot-long, take it down in one,
And still have room for popcorn, cause---
You're a Big Girl, (Big Girl!)
And you've gotten too fat;
Ate a double cheeseburger on the way. (Big Girl!)
You just eat pie, always really hungry.
You just eat pie, always really hungry!
You're a Big Girl, (Big Girl!)
Eating way too much,
And it makes you feel worse everyday. (Big Girl!)
Life would be better, if you could just be thin;
Could just be thi-in~
But that's wrong!~
You're a-ma-zing!~
Here at Sips Co~ (Here at Sips Co!)
We think you're beautiful, as you are!
Just so you know~
Lunch is Sloppy Jo-oes~
Yeah, big girls like you, are needed all year round,
Working, at, Sips Co!
Oh, you're a Big Girl, (Big Girl!)
But we love you so much;
We give out free passes to the Cafe~ (Big Girl!)
You can eat pie, on the Sips Co. money.
You can eat pie, on the Sips Co. money!
You're a Big Girl, (Big Girl!)
Help yourself to ice cream,
'Cause we gotta keep you in shape~
Hey honey, have you seen these great waffles?
Say honey, have a sip of this milkshake!
Say honey, have you got room for pizza!?
It's all for fre-ee~
Oh yeah; Sips Co. money.
You're big.
So, so, very big.
But it doesn't even matter.