The Good Bad Joke Thread!

[Timdood3]

Know a good joke?
Know a bad joke?
Know a joke so bad it's good?
Know a joke so bad it's bad anyway?
Post it here, in the Good Bad Joke Thread!
Put punchline in a spoiler pls :d

I'll go first:
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?

Spoiler

Because he was chicken!

 

[Tamsanity]

Alzheimer bananas​

 

[Timdood3]

But....But, Tam....
That joke was awful
x_x​

 

[Tamsanity]

jokes are an art.
they're open for personal interpretation
you just have to
use your
imagination

 

[Timdood3]

jokes are an art.
they're open for personal interpretation
you just have to
use your
imagination

Ok, we're both artists, we both have imaginations, and we both are talking in this thread.

Let the discussion commence!​

 

[Tamsanity]

ooooh that was a good one!

 

[zezmi]

I r gud at stuf wit le neme o

Spoiler

grammar

 

[Naoh]

a blind man walked into a bar



and a chair



and fell over a table


and out the window

 

[Faliara]

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tes...ge_id=funny-test-answers-smartass-kids-28.jpg

 

[Jan Henrik]

Walks a ball around a edge and falls over .__.

 

[Shinyshark]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Spoiler

They killed the one with a dream

 

[Notme]

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tes...ge_id=funny-test-answers-smartass-kids-28.jpg

They all count as good bad jokes

 

[Jolterino]

A man walks into a bar.

Spoiler

He suffered a heavy concussion and had to be hospitalized.

 

[mariosatr]

A scientist walks into a bar and says "I'll have some H2O".
Another scientists says "I'll have some H2O too".
The second one dies shortly after.

 

[Notme]

What about neutrino, jolterino?

Spoiler

idc, they don't care too.

 

[Pizzaboi]

So Iodine and Copper decide to play a game of hide and seek.
Iodine is the seeker and Copper is hiding.
Iodine finds Copper and says "ICu!"

 

[OgroovysamO]

So I went to the butchers the other day, and the guy behind the counter said 'I bet you can't reach those two pieces of meat up there'. I replied 'I don't do bets'

...

'Why not?'

...

The steaks are too high.

 

[Cstar]

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile

Spoiler

robin get in the batmobile

 

[Faliara]

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.
Boy: *throws bag out the window*
Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

(way for originality, I completely stole that ._.)

 

[Naoh]

A boy walks into the school nurses office.
*boy* Nurse! Nurse! I was playing my harmonica, when I swallowed it!
*nurse* Be happy you weren't playing the piano!

 

[Wimali]

broken pencils are pointless

 

[Notme]

I think there is something wrong with pen island. idk why

 

[Wimali]

I think there is something wrong with pen island. idk why

http://penisland.net/

 

[superhalo6]

What's a pirates favourite metal? Arrrrrrrrion.

What's a pirates favourite vehicle? A carrrrrrr.

What's a pirates favourite drink? A magarrrrrrita

Now who can tell me what a pirates favourite letter is?

 

[Notme]

What's a pirates favourite metal? Arrrrrrrrion.

What's a pirates favourite vehicle? A carrrrrrr.

What's a pirates favourite drink? A magarrrrrrita

Now who can tell me what a pirates favourite letter is?

r? XD