It's roughly hitting 4am on a Sunday and I couldn't grab any sleep so whilst I'm still up I thought I might share a little something with you all. Purely for entertainment purposes and everything that follows is completely legit. This is my diary excerpts from my younger days.
SOME PRETTY CRINGY SCENES BELOW.
Excerpt 1.
"Dear diary, Today I wonder if me and Alex (My Step brother) will ever get married. (Hitting on some hard issues already) life is very complicated like having sex and snogging and kissing. To whoever is reading this, love is SICK "
Excerpt 2.
"Get this in two years time I am going to have my
Excerpt 3.
"Hi! I got a problem. I told Chris I fancied him on Habbo Hotel (Because fuck yo' msn) I'm scared he doesn't like me but I like him" -insert a love heart with an arrow through it with an e for Emma on one side and a C for Chris on the other- "I think he's sweet and funny BUT I also like my history teacher MR HENLY!" (OH THE HORROR)
Excerpt 4.
"Stop, hold everything I'm now a teenager (Good Emma, good. This is a good start) no more poems. I still fancy Chris and here's a biography on him" (Damn it.. YOU WERE DOING SO WELL)
Excerpt 5.
"I'm mad to fancy M.H (Mr Henly) but can't help it. Chris found out about that cause we were telling each other secrets. He's got two secrets 1. Laura kissed him in a game of girls catching boys and kissing them 2. A lady farted on him in the pool"
FAQ
Q. Who's Chris?
A. Childhood friend
Q. Did you ever get with Mr Henly?
A. REGRETFULLY NOT
Q. Why write this all out? SURELY IT'S EMBARRASSING?
A. Oh absolutely but it's fun to look back on all the shit I've said and done over the years and hopefully it will make you guys laugh or at the very least cringe like I have done throughout writing this.
- Snowma
(Also sorry Jack, you're still my total babe although you're not mr henly)
SOME PRETTY CRINGY SCENES BELOW.
Excerpt 1.
"Dear diary, Today I wonder if me and Alex (My Step brother) will ever get married. (Hitting on some hard issues already) life is very complicated like having sex and snogging and kissing. To whoever is reading this, love is SICK "
Excerpt 2.
"Get this in two years time I am going to have my
PERIODS"
Excerpt 3.
"Hi! I got a problem. I told Chris I fancied him on Habbo Hotel (Because fuck yo' msn) I'm scared he doesn't like me but I like him" -insert a love heart with an arrow through it with an e for Emma on one side and a C for Chris on the other- "I think he's sweet and funny BUT I also like my history teacher MR HENLY!" (OH THE HORROR)
Excerpt 4.
"Stop, hold everything I'm now a teenager (Good Emma, good. This is a good start) no more poems. I still fancy Chris and here's a biography on him" (Damn it.. YOU WERE DOING SO WELL)
Excerpt 5.
"I'm mad to fancy M.H (Mr Henly) but can't help it. Chris found out about that cause we were telling each other secrets. He's got two secrets 1. Laura kissed him in a game of girls catching boys and kissing them 2. A lady farted on him in the pool"
FAQ
Q. Who's Chris?
A. Childhood friend
Q. Did you ever get with Mr Henly?
A. REGRETFULLY NOT
Q. Why write this all out? SURELY IT'S EMBARRASSING?
A. Oh absolutely but it's fun to look back on all the shit I've said and done over the years and hopefully it will make you guys laugh or at the very least cringe like I have done throughout writing this.
- Snowma
(Also sorry Jack, you're still my total babe although you're not mr henly)
