To all the Aussies

[digi]

It's that time of the season to avoid these assholes.

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[cooliorules]

HAHA THIS IS SO GOOD :')))

 

[Oak Milk]

Pahahahahaha

 

[Fiestaguy]

As a dutchman. I do not understand your weird Australian jokes.

[Bored voice]
Let me take an image of something dutch, laugh at it, even tough it's the most blank thing there is. Then laugh at your confusion.

[Sarcastic laugh] ha. ha. ha. ha.

 

[cooliorules]

As a dutchman. I do not understand your weird Australian jokes.

[Bored voice]
Let me take an image of something dutch, laugh at it, even tough it's the most blank thing there is. Then laugh at your confusion.

[Sarcastic laugh] ha. ha. ha. ha.

The bird is a magpie and it swoops you. It swoops to protect it's eggs/baby bird things and yeah it happens in spring and it's horrible x)

 

[77thShad]

10/10

 

[cooliorules]

Toiletprincess we need to go the back way :D

 

[Emues7]

The best way to keep magpies away is to attack their self-esteem

 

[Trap_Wolf]

HOLY OH MY GOD.

FUCK AUSTRALIA.

 

[JtTorso]

Even your birds hate Aussies.

 

[cooliorules]

Even your birds hate Aussies.

They're horrible at first. The reaction of the girl in the video was me.
Now though Toilet and I will laugh and walk really slowly to get swooped.

It's amusing

 

[DarkHender]

Australia is weird...

 

[Jivvi]

Australia is weird...

yeah well you're upside-down

 

[chicken23456789]

Well where I come from we have to look out for these...

Spoiler

 

[JayJay]

I have too go and visit my fellow melons that still roam free in africa, anyone wanna come see them, theres a buffet!

 

[DarkHender]

yeah well you're upside-down

no we're upside-right

 

[Zeus42000]

This is why I am glad I am in the USA and not Australia. There isn't any birds trying to peck the crap out of you here.

 

[Chips]

did u ever try punching them in the air

 

[SparklyMuffinz]

I was just calmly watching until the intense music picked up, then I started laughing my head off.

Really though, these birds just randomly attack people? She trying to use the branches and eyes to keep them away?

I don't live in Australia obvs.

 

[digi]

I was just calmly watching until the intense music picked up, then I started laughing my head off.

Really though, these birds just randomly attack people? She trying to use the branches and eyes to keep them away?

I don't live in Australia obvs.

They only attack to protect their nest. The thing is, their nests are usually 30ft up in a tree and anyone that happens to walk by is a threat. So they swoop down and peck at your head. It happens every spring time here in Australia.

 

[Jayfeather]

HOLY OH MY GOD.

FUCK AUSTRALIA.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS FUCKING REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

 

[Trap_Wolf]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS FUCKING REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

CHILDREN HAVE ACTUALLY DIED BECAUSE OF THESE THINGS

 

[Pikmon2]

and this is why no one lives in Australia.

 

[cooliorules]

and this is why no one lives in Australia.

*cough*

 

[Dess]

Is there anything that doesn't want to kill you in Australia?