Ansoro2112
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The Rap Challenge Results
The winners of this Challenge are... Any Of The Old Ones and Guacamole Fiends!
Any Of The Old Ones got 1st Place with 19 points!
Guacamole Fiends Second Place with 17 points!
Mingle Mongrels at the bottom with 9 points.
Congratulations, Caffeinated, Ender, Namelessgirl, Notme, Swift, Timdood, Faliara, Fragile, Fruit, Infected, Notty and Plsno! You're all safe from Tribal Council!
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ROUND 1
(Chronos VS. Timdood VS. Fragile)
*Timdood dominated this Battle. Chronos and Fragile were kinda of even, but Chronos had a bit more "Umf"*
Best Burns
First Place: Timdood3
1.) We'll start with you, Fragile: You're just like your namesake: weak and brittle.
2.) You 'roast the user above you' with "Who wants lunch?"
I have to rap against this? I'd rather poison my punch.
3.) Chronos, I would hope you only rap like that once in a lifetime,
Because that's was the biggest train wreck I've seen since 1918.
4.) But you're right, you do spit more fire than a supernova.
Because there's no fire, just one instantaneous catastrophic failure.
5.) I mean were you writing a rap or is that something your team scrapped from the one line story challenge?
Second Place: ChronosStar524
1.) First things first, rest in peace to Fragile's moderator career.
2.) You're blowin more smoke outta those lyrics than Wiz Kahlifa
3.) You're just another crazy teen. So step up your rapping cause I'm coming at 'cha.
Third Place: Fragile
1.) Now Tim, go to the gym, who're you, slim Jim?
2.) I mean, it's hard to find you standing behind a grain of rice. You're white as mice.
(Any Of The Old Ones wins 5 points. Mingle Mongrels 3 points. Guacamole Fiends 1 point.)
ROUND 2
(Plsno VS. Enderfive VS. Nitasu)
*Let me just say this was one of the best rap battles out of the 5 Rounds. The 3 of you were REALLY good. But at the end of the day, Ender's burns were too good. Even though Plsno was very close to him*
Best Burns
First Place: Enderfive
1.) That grin he's wearing is my face when I read
all the rhymes that your mind breeds cuz I'll
leave them all behind and see that your smile has died.
2.) For that matter, how about your username? Plsno is what you're called cuz you're about to fail
3.) Your win count is zero, mine is one. You've been in every season and you still haven't won.
4.) You look like a weirdo that knows all about Survivor, but the fact is, all the trivia doesn't make you MacGyver.
5.) Instead it shows you simply have no life and could benefit from a jog, am I right?
6.) I think it's time you got out of your basement, catch some light.
Obsessing about a TV show can't be good for health
neither does it develop mental wealth.
7.) Literally no one cares about your Twitter feed
and the fact that you do just shows your need
to validate yourself through external means
because you can't really do it yourself, kid.
8.) What happened to winning? Now a second place
is all it takes to make you happy. You're a lost case.
9.) Plsno, I kinda liked you better when you were quiet.
Keeping your mouth shut ain't exactly rocket science
10.) Seriously dude, you're twenty years old
and the best you come up with is this pathetic Plsno?
11.) But looking at you, it seems like your mom
didn't really, truthfully want to have a son.
Second Place: Plsno
1.)Enderfive what's that pic? That one in your profile?
Is that the moon on some weed, with a creepy-a$$ smile?
Oh wait I just realized that might be your face...
That sh!t eating grin when I burn you with my pace.
2.) Using all that language like it'll make you seem impressive, better stick to hosting-- I've seen children do better.
3.) So Enderfive, with this I say plsno...try to be real for once, you poor soul!
4.) While I'm at it, lemme say, "Oh you watch Survivor"?
While I'm at it lemme say, "Does it look like I care"?
5.) Like expired milk that no one is buying. Is that what you call your efforts at really trying?
6.) And if my raps are little taps, they sure got you upset
Cool off from this heat with all your tears? Your face is wet.
7.) While you're taking your nap, please dream about me! About how you're writhing in agony...
About how I beat ya.
Third Place: Nitasu987
1.) May not have won in Paulet
But I was the true puppet master
Having Raxo do my dirty work
So my rivals left faster
2.) They voted for the girl who now gets all the lolz
3.) Plsno, beating you with the moon will be ok
You'll be repeating your name begging to live another day
4.) That's just what you want so you can move on to your next unfortunate soul
It's all you can do to make yourself feel whole.
5.) I lived in the desert heat
for SIX FUCKING YEARS
I can take your burns- they ain't leet
keep 'em coming- I'm all ears.
(Any Of The Old Ones lead with 10. Mingle Mongrels and Guacamole Fiends tied with 4)
ROUND 3
(Mythelf VS. Caffeinated VS. Infected)
*Infected dominated this one. Even though Caff was getting there. Mythelf needed a bit more*
Best Burns
First Place: Infected_Alien8_
1.) Your name is rightly so, for a myth is what you are,
a non-existent no-life, but me? I'm a star.
2.) You may have won last season but you're just a sob story
of an underdog who played so badly they were pity-awarded the glory.
3.) the only cool thing you've got going for you is the fact that you're a cat,
but underneath that username lies nothing but a whimpering rat.
4.) Oh wow, you're in a band? What instrument do you play?
The most boring one imaginable, a silly violin, you say?
5.) I may not play an instrument but there's one thing that I do,
and that's snap your stupid violin and rap all over you.
6.) You need to update your signature, you have a new staff rank.
It's called the worst rapper in history, among being a loser and a plank.
Second Place: CaffeinatedKitty
1.) I won too many in succession for you to say you're greater
But the Queen of Duels' reign had to end sooner or later
2.) And if I'm so bad at music, let me ask you just one thing
Why am I soon to inherit 'concertmaster' from the king?
3.) You can't rap, says the one with just three verses
Guess what? When it's over you'll be singing only curses
Third Place: Mythelf
1.) So Infected, I'm unworthy you say
Last time I checked, I won while you gave way.
2.) You called me a myth but I'm actually a legend.
(Any Of The Old Ones still lead with 13. Guacamole Fiends with 9. Mingle Mongrels with 5)
ROUND 4
(Swift VS. Ooglie VS. Nottykitten)
*I've never laughed so hard before at a Rap Battle. The Notty VS. Ooglie was hilarious. But at the end of the day, Swift's burns were the best ones*
First Place: Swift_Siren
1.) I hope you have 9 lives; you'll need each one...by the time I'm done, they'll be gone.
2.) You're a flabby tabby with no sense of style, you look worse than oog; a shit pile.
3.) Don't worry though, you won't be alone; I'll Bury you with Oog in loserville high'.
4.) Moog; it's survival of the fittest - not a game of who's the shi**est.
5.) It is clear; I've already won...so go lay down, eat some grass -
comeback when you want to kiss my ass.
6.) Poor little kitty; looking all pretty..
Shame you lack all sense of class - every time you lick your stinky ass.
Second Place: Nottykitten
1.) Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Swift I gotta be honest,
nobody cares about you.
2.) I look to the left, I see fat.
I look to the right, I see mad.
I'm not looking at mirrors, I am looking at two horrors.
3.) I started this years ago, the day I too surgery to look like your bro.
That horror mask unlike any other, is infact the face of your brother.
4.) Loserville is the road you're at. I heard Swift lives there in a flat.
Third Place: Ooglie101
1.) With that amount of tears your name should be snotty
2.) You're silent but not deadly, worse than a fart.
(Any Of The Old Ones lead with 18. Guacamole Fiends with 12. Mingle Mongrels still in last with 6)
ROUND 5
(Faliara & Fruit VS. Fox & Ooglie VS. Nameless & Notme)
*Fali and Fruit dominated this one hands down*
First Place: Faliara & Fruit
1.) Raxo (or Notme)- what the hell was that?
Not a word from your mouth makes sense to my ears-
Just looking at it is incredibly painful. (By Faliara)
2.) Foxy, you're no rapper with only two sentences
Though I can't blame you- my brilliance has clearly blinded your senses (By Faliara)
3.) And now the one who doesn't even have a name,
Your attempt is better, but that last sentence was lame (By Faliara)
4.) I admire you Oog, that you trust Fox so much
Despite how his rhymes are off just a touch (By Faliara)
5.) Raxo/Notme, for you I refrained from replying
When I saw your reply to me;
I needed something to hit
'Cause your raps are all shit (By Faliara)
6.) I'll be here waiting,
Fork and knife ready
For the day you're actually worth a penny. (By Fruit)
7.) If THIS is what the fox says,
What you call a "rap"
You're letting down the song (By Fruit)
8.) Your name does the talking for me.
You don't need a name
Because you've got no fame (By Fruit)
Second Place: Fox & Ooglie
1.) But you were being honest when you said you can't rap
unless your goal was to make me enter a nap (By Ooglie)
2.) Fruit, you're doing a good job
i liked the part where you didn't bother to open your yob (By Ooglie)
3.) Do you know how to say anything but 'ayyy lmao'
using :^) won't make you popular, so do yourself a favour and just go (By Ooglie)
4.) I eat rappers like Notme like a tasty snack (By Fox)
Third Place: Namelessgirl & Notme
1.) Faliara, why you aren't named Failiara? (By Notme)
2.) Faliara and Fruit, they're both awful nice,
But put them together and they’re worse than hair lice. (By Nameless)
3.) A man whose chance lies with being annoyingly loud. (By Nameless)
(Any Of The Old Ones with 19. Guacamole Fiends with 17. Mingle Mongrels with 9)
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Tribal Council
Which means... Mingle Mongrels are the losers once again.
You know what to do, send me a PM with the name of ONE Survivor you wish to vote out. Next to a reason as to why you're voting that person.
Survivors in Danger: ChronosStar524, Mythelf, FoxMccloud64, Ooglie101 and Nitasu987.
Good Luck!
The winners of this Challenge are... Any Of The Old Ones and Guacamole Fiends!
Any Of The Old Ones got 1st Place with 19 points!
Guacamole Fiends Second Place with 17 points!
Mingle Mongrels at the bottom with 9 points.
Congratulations, Caffeinated, Ender, Namelessgirl, Notme, Swift, Timdood, Faliara, Fragile, Fruit, Infected, Notty and Plsno! You're all safe from Tribal Council!
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ROUND 1
(Chronos VS. Timdood VS. Fragile)
*Timdood dominated this Battle. Chronos and Fragile were kinda of even, but Chronos had a bit more "Umf"*
Best Burns
First Place: Timdood3
1.) We'll start with you, Fragile: You're just like your namesake: weak and brittle.
2.) You 'roast the user above you' with "Who wants lunch?"
I have to rap against this? I'd rather poison my punch.
3.) Chronos, I would hope you only rap like that once in a lifetime,
Because that's was the biggest train wreck I've seen since 1918.
4.) But you're right, you do spit more fire than a supernova.
Because there's no fire, just one instantaneous catastrophic failure.
5.) I mean were you writing a rap or is that something your team scrapped from the one line story challenge?
Second Place: ChronosStar524
1.) First things first, rest in peace to Fragile's moderator career.
2.) You're blowin more smoke outta those lyrics than Wiz Kahlifa
3.) You're just another crazy teen. So step up your rapping cause I'm coming at 'cha.
Third Place: Fragile
1.) Now Tim, go to the gym, who're you, slim Jim?
2.) I mean, it's hard to find you standing behind a grain of rice. You're white as mice.
(Any Of The Old Ones wins 5 points. Mingle Mongrels 3 points. Guacamole Fiends 1 point.)
ROUND 2
(Plsno VS. Enderfive VS. Nitasu)
*Let me just say this was one of the best rap battles out of the 5 Rounds. The 3 of you were REALLY good. But at the end of the day, Ender's burns were too good. Even though Plsno was very close to him*
Best Burns
First Place: Enderfive
1.) That grin he's wearing is my face when I read
all the rhymes that your mind breeds cuz I'll
leave them all behind and see that your smile has died.
2.) For that matter, how about your username? Plsno is what you're called cuz you're about to fail
3.) Your win count is zero, mine is one. You've been in every season and you still haven't won.
4.) You look like a weirdo that knows all about Survivor, but the fact is, all the trivia doesn't make you MacGyver.
5.) Instead it shows you simply have no life and could benefit from a jog, am I right?
6.) I think it's time you got out of your basement, catch some light.
Obsessing about a TV show can't be good for health
neither does it develop mental wealth.
7.) Literally no one cares about your Twitter feed
and the fact that you do just shows your need
to validate yourself through external means
because you can't really do it yourself, kid.
8.) What happened to winning? Now a second place
is all it takes to make you happy. You're a lost case.
9.) Plsno, I kinda liked you better when you were quiet.
Keeping your mouth shut ain't exactly rocket science
10.) Seriously dude, you're twenty years old
and the best you come up with is this pathetic Plsno?
11.) But looking at you, it seems like your mom
didn't really, truthfully want to have a son.
Second Place: Plsno
1.)Enderfive what's that pic? That one in your profile?
Is that the moon on some weed, with a creepy-a$$ smile?
Oh wait I just realized that might be your face...
That sh!t eating grin when I burn you with my pace.
2.) Using all that language like it'll make you seem impressive, better stick to hosting-- I've seen children do better.
3.) So Enderfive, with this I say plsno...try to be real for once, you poor soul!
4.) While I'm at it, lemme say, "Oh you watch Survivor"?
While I'm at it lemme say, "Does it look like I care"?
5.) Like expired milk that no one is buying. Is that what you call your efforts at really trying?
6.) And if my raps are little taps, they sure got you upset
Cool off from this heat with all your tears? Your face is wet.
7.) While you're taking your nap, please dream about me! About how you're writhing in agony...
About how I beat ya.
Third Place: Nitasu987
1.) May not have won in Paulet
But I was the true puppet master
Having Raxo do my dirty work
So my rivals left faster
2.) They voted for the girl who now gets all the lolz
3.) Plsno, beating you with the moon will be ok
You'll be repeating your name begging to live another day
4.) That's just what you want so you can move on to your next unfortunate soul
It's all you can do to make yourself feel whole.
5.) I lived in the desert heat
for SIX FUCKING YEARS
I can take your burns- they ain't leet
keep 'em coming- I'm all ears.
(Any Of The Old Ones lead with 10. Mingle Mongrels and Guacamole Fiends tied with 4)
ROUND 3
(Mythelf VS. Caffeinated VS. Infected)
*Infected dominated this one. Even though Caff was getting there. Mythelf needed a bit more*
Best Burns
First Place: Infected_Alien8_
1.) Your name is rightly so, for a myth is what you are,
a non-existent no-life, but me? I'm a star.
2.) You may have won last season but you're just a sob story
of an underdog who played so badly they were pity-awarded the glory.
3.) the only cool thing you've got going for you is the fact that you're a cat,
but underneath that username lies nothing but a whimpering rat.
4.) Oh wow, you're in a band? What instrument do you play?
The most boring one imaginable, a silly violin, you say?
5.) I may not play an instrument but there's one thing that I do,
and that's snap your stupid violin and rap all over you.
6.) You need to update your signature, you have a new staff rank.
It's called the worst rapper in history, among being a loser and a plank.
Second Place: CaffeinatedKitty
1.) I won too many in succession for you to say you're greater
But the Queen of Duels' reign had to end sooner or later
2.) And if I'm so bad at music, let me ask you just one thing
Why am I soon to inherit 'concertmaster' from the king?
3.) You can't rap, says the one with just three verses
Guess what? When it's over you'll be singing only curses
Third Place: Mythelf
1.) So Infected, I'm unworthy you say
Last time I checked, I won while you gave way.
2.) You called me a myth but I'm actually a legend.
(Any Of The Old Ones still lead with 13. Guacamole Fiends with 9. Mingle Mongrels with 5)
ROUND 4
(Swift VS. Ooglie VS. Nottykitten)
*I've never laughed so hard before at a Rap Battle. The Notty VS. Ooglie was hilarious. But at the end of the day, Swift's burns were the best ones*
First Place: Swift_Siren
1.) I hope you have 9 lives; you'll need each one...by the time I'm done, they'll be gone.
2.) You're a flabby tabby with no sense of style, you look worse than oog; a shit pile.
3.) Don't worry though, you won't be alone; I'll Bury you with Oog in loserville high'.
4.) Moog; it's survival of the fittest - not a game of who's the shi**est.
5.) It is clear; I've already won...so go lay down, eat some grass -
comeback when you want to kiss my ass.
6.) Poor little kitty; looking all pretty..
Shame you lack all sense of class - every time you lick your stinky ass.
Second Place: Nottykitten
1.) Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Swift I gotta be honest,
nobody cares about you.
2.) I look to the left, I see fat.
I look to the right, I see mad.
I'm not looking at mirrors, I am looking at two horrors.
3.) I started this years ago, the day I too surgery to look like your bro.
That horror mask unlike any other, is infact the face of your brother.
4.) Loserville is the road you're at. I heard Swift lives there in a flat.
Third Place: Ooglie101
1.) With that amount of tears your name should be snotty
2.) You're silent but not deadly, worse than a fart.
(Any Of The Old Ones lead with 18. Guacamole Fiends with 12. Mingle Mongrels still in last with 6)
ROUND 5
(Faliara & Fruit VS. Fox & Ooglie VS. Nameless & Notme)
*Fali and Fruit dominated this one hands down*
First Place: Faliara & Fruit
1.) Raxo (or Notme)- what the hell was that?
Not a word from your mouth makes sense to my ears-
Just looking at it is incredibly painful. (By Faliara)
2.) Foxy, you're no rapper with only two sentences
Though I can't blame you- my brilliance has clearly blinded your senses (By Faliara)
3.) And now the one who doesn't even have a name,
Your attempt is better, but that last sentence was lame (By Faliara)
4.) I admire you Oog, that you trust Fox so much
Despite how his rhymes are off just a touch (By Faliara)
5.) Raxo/Notme, for you I refrained from replying
When I saw your reply to me;
I needed something to hit
'Cause your raps are all shit (By Faliara)
6.) I'll be here waiting,
Fork and knife ready
For the day you're actually worth a penny. (By Fruit)
7.) If THIS is what the fox says,
What you call a "rap"
You're letting down the song (By Fruit)
8.) Your name does the talking for me.
You don't need a name
Because you've got no fame (By Fruit)
Second Place: Fox & Ooglie
1.) But you were being honest when you said you can't rap
unless your goal was to make me enter a nap (By Ooglie)
2.) Fruit, you're doing a good job
i liked the part where you didn't bother to open your yob (By Ooglie)
3.) Do you know how to say anything but 'ayyy lmao'
using :^) won't make you popular, so do yourself a favour and just go (By Ooglie)
4.) I eat rappers like Notme like a tasty snack (By Fox)
Third Place: Namelessgirl & Notme
1.) Faliara, why you aren't named Failiara? (By Notme)
2.) Faliara and Fruit, they're both awful nice,
But put them together and they’re worse than hair lice. (By Nameless)
3.) A man whose chance lies with being annoyingly loud. (By Nameless)
(Any Of The Old Ones with 19. Guacamole Fiends with 17. Mingle Mongrels with 9)
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Tribal Council
Which means... Mingle Mongrels are the losers once again.
You know what to do, send me a PM with the name of ONE Survivor you wish to vote out. Next to a reason as to why you're voting that person.
Survivors in Danger: ChronosStar524, Mythelf, FoxMccloud64, Ooglie101 and Nitasu987.
Good Luck!
