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Welcome to detention!
I would give you all 1 warning each, but seeing how most of you went into a 50+ warning debt last semester, we'll just cut to the chase.
Since by some chronological error or something, we clearly have not done detention yet, so it goes as follows:
If you deem yourself too pro at our detention policies, then you may skip the spoiler.
People currently in detention:
Hexical_ - 4 hours
ComputerGuy_ - 2 hours
See you after school, hope you all have anice day.
I would give you all 1 warning each, but seeing how most of you went into a 50+ warning debt last semester, we'll just cut to the chase.
Since by some chronological error or something, we clearly have not done detention yet, so it goes as follows:
If you have detention, you must first find a random room to absolutely and completely straighten out (when you are done, a teacher or other staff member will judge you on how well you did).
When you are finished with that, you must then write a ten-page essay containing at least 4000 words about the negative effects of camping the spawns and blocking the timers and why such actions are banned in the first place.
If you fail to finish these two simple and easy tasks by 11 P.M., then you will have to do the first task again as soon as detention starts the next available day, and begin immediately on your essay.
Once the essay is complete, you really don't have to worry about doing another one until next school year, if only because we're too busy grading and nit-picking at them to see all your grammatical flaws and spelling errors.
After that, you can basically serve out the rest of your detention doing absolutely nothing very extremely silently until either the school hours are over, or you run out of detention time (displayed on a giant spread sheet of clocks with your names attached, so have fun keeping track of how much time you have left).
Detention times: 4 P.M. - 7 P.M. (unless you have that essay to work on, in which case, you have to stay until 11 P.M. or until it is finished. Bring your own dinner, because we definitely do not have the budget to serve any to you).
Rules during detention:
*No electronic devices; we will scan your backpacks and everything, and if we find cell phones, we will confiscate them and donate them to a garbage company. Your parents will also receive a call screaming very loudly and deafeningly about how you broke 1000 rules and got another 5 weeks of detention. Anything electronic that is not a cellphone will simply get the IST.
*Absolutely be perfectly silent; so much as drop a paper clip or flourish a page, and you'll get the IST.
What is the ice sculpture treatment (IST)? Why it's a very simple and very legal and safety approved disciplining technique where I personally form a ginormous ice sculpture (of varying designs) tightly around your entire being (or your phone, if the phone is getting the IST).
You (and any others serving detention unfortunate enough to also get caught in the ice) will then be promptly catapulted into the fountain where you will spend the rest of that day's detention time thawing out (and your detention time clock will not progress while you are in this state, so have fun).
When you are finished with that, you must then write a ten-page essay containing at least 4000 words about the negative effects of camping the spawns and blocking the timers and why such actions are banned in the first place.
If you fail to finish these two simple and easy tasks by 11 P.M., then you will have to do the first task again as soon as detention starts the next available day, and begin immediately on your essay.
Once the essay is complete, you really don't have to worry about doing another one until next school year, if only because we're too busy grading and nit-picking at them to see all your grammatical flaws and spelling errors.
After that, you can basically serve out the rest of your detention doing absolutely nothing very extremely silently until either the school hours are over, or you run out of detention time (displayed on a giant spread sheet of clocks with your names attached, so have fun keeping track of how much time you have left).
Detention times: 4 P.M. - 7 P.M. (unless you have that essay to work on, in which case, you have to stay until 11 P.M. or until it is finished. Bring your own dinner, because we definitely do not have the budget to serve any to you).
Rules during detention:
*No electronic devices; we will scan your backpacks and everything, and if we find cell phones, we will confiscate them and donate them to a garbage company. Your parents will also receive a call screaming very loudly and deafeningly about how you broke 1000 rules and got another 5 weeks of detention. Anything electronic that is not a cellphone will simply get the IST.
*Absolutely be perfectly silent; so much as drop a paper clip or flourish a page, and you'll get the IST.
What is the ice sculpture treatment (IST)? Why it's a very simple and very legal and safety approved disciplining technique where I personally form a ginormous ice sculpture (of varying designs) tightly around your entire being (or your phone, if the phone is getting the IST).
You (and any others serving detention unfortunate enough to also get caught in the ice) will then be promptly catapulted into the fountain where you will spend the rest of that day's detention time thawing out (and your detention time clock will not progress while you are in this state, so have fun).
People currently in detention:
Hexical_ - 4 hours
ComputerGuy_ - 2 hours
See you after school, hope you all have anice day.
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Deleted member 4601
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Dang
This sure makes me wanna be admin
This sure makes me wanna be admin
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Deleted member 4601
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Well then you can use it for that sentence.
For speaking back to a teacher, that'll be another 3 pages on your essay, which you may start on tomorrow;
Hope you thaw out in time for bed.
Breaking news:
a school has been stomped flat by something huge!
Our only suspect:
Massiface.
Reward for defeating him: 5 grand (or your country's equivalent)
All homework, detentions, and other school related things for the students who attended has been cancelled.
But we're still watching you pesky spawn killers and timer blockers...
a school has been stomped flat by something huge!
Our only suspect:
Massiface.
Reward for defeating him: 5 grand (or your country's equivalent)
All homework, detentions, and other school related things for the students who attended has been cancelled.
But we're still watching you pesky spawn killers and timer blockers...
