Also I probably shouldn't be saying this since she's likely getting lynched *anyway* but JUST IN CASE, so that people don't change their mind last minute and we mislynch a (very very likely) mafia member
bird flu is an STD so it makes sense that your role, which goes around in mating season doing ...things..., spreads bird flu, as like a mafia poisoner
when I became infected from it by visiting you, you probably knew I'd been infected by bird flu because it's part of your role to infect others with it
and tried to get the doctor to go on you instead of on me
I find it highly doubtful that you infected me with bird flu, which is an STD, when I visited you, yet you don't infect others with it when you visit them
YES THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE AN STD + SLEPT WITH A BIRD + I'M NOT ASHAMED
we're ex lovers ok it was too TEMPTING
yeah THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S ME
*pulls out badge*
TAMMY GUETERMAN
DEEP-COVER AGENT FOR THE GALACTIC FEDERATION
(this isn't my actual image I was given btw, I didn't use that one since the link is
www.forums etc so it would kinda prove I'm not lying!)
HUNTING DOWN MY MAIN MAN RICK AND THE REST OF THE TERRORISTS WHO THINK THEY CAN RUIN THE HARD WORK WE'VE DONE OVER THE YEARS
(i dont actually *know* that rick etc are terrorists btw)
#GALACTICFEDRULES
(the little theory thing I had that I wasn't sharing was that tammy + bird person are enemies in the show [since tammy kills bird person] so it makes sense that, if i'm tammy + town, then birdperson would be a different faction - again, another, less-useful-than-the-other meta theory which wouldn't have contributed much a t a l l to the lynching of arelic
(
Hunter Enderfive THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE SO DESPERATE FOR, THIS USELESS THEORY)
decided it was worth claiming my character in order to show that bird flu = std and arelic = sleeps with people and it was heavily implied that I slept with arelic last night so it's safe to assume arelic is a carrier/spreader of bird flu and is mafia so we can END HER LIFE
held of claiming character since she is kinda the evil person in the show and tries to kill rick and co so i was worried i'd be lynched for being evil, and CLEARLY people don't buy the whole 'galactic fed are the good guys', and that combined with the theory people had of 'inf gave arelic bird flu and is trying to reverse the scenario into being the victim' and my innate suspiciousness made me think i was gonna be lynched and we'd lose a town PR and it'd be my fault + claiming character wasn't going to be helpful so there was no point, BUT now that arelic has told us she goes around sleeping with people, I THINK IT IS USEFUL INFORMATION THAT BIRD FLU IS AN STD (and in order to tell you guys that I had to tell you that I'm Tammy to explain why I slept with her last night, and hopefully it's no longer risky revealing my name since hopefully since her claim is mega scummy and I'm hoping no-one thinks to lynch me over her anymore)
still not claiming my role though <3
#lynchallbirds
