Beat the above fictional character with another fictional character

[Shmid]

Shoop Da Whoop has a bigger lazor (the kersplosion is Cyclops)

 

[Ansoro2112]

Pitt cuts Shoop Da Whoop's mouth in half.

 

[Dess]

slenderman

enough said.

 

[Shmid]

The spy stabs Slendy in the back while he stares at some poor, scared kid.

 

[DivineLeviathan]

Fujiwara no mokou burns the spy with dangerous fire

 

[Shmid]

Pyro gives Mokou a taste of her own medicine.

 

[DivineLeviathan]

xD reimu hakurei uses fantasy heaven

 

[Ansoro2112]

Snorlax eats Reimu Hakurei

 

[Shmid]

Problem Sleuth uses SEPULCHRITUDE. Snorlax is dead.

 

[Riketr]

Link swordfights with Problem Sleuth. Link wins.

 

[Ansoro2112]

Sonic manages to takes Link's sword and kills him with it.

 

[Riketr]

Mario jumps on Sonic and squashes him flat.

 

[Shmid]

Luigi, being jealous of Mario's fame, shoots him in the head.

 

[Marvelfan01]

Chell shoots first portal on the sun then the second under Luigi, outcome, Luigi gets fried

 

[DivineLeviathan]

Youmu konpaku slashes luigi with to special katanas at a very fast pace

 

[Marvelfan01]

crap, this like, never happened before. GLaDOS kills Youmu with Neurotoxin HAHAHAH

 

[Shmid]

Le spy saps GlaDOS. There are no engineers around for miles.

P.S. What never happened?

 

[Riketr]

Le ninja finds le spy and kills him.

 

[Ansoro2112]

Rapidash burns ninja to death.

 

[Riketr]

Blastoise repeatedly shoots Hydro Cannon with his cannons at Rapidash, eventually killing it.

 

[Ansoro2112]

Charizard defeats Blastoise!

 

[Shmid]

Alduin shows Charizard how a real dragon pwns n00bs!

 

[Ansoro2112]

Salamence bites Alduin's neck. Alduin hit the floor. Dead.

 

[Shmid]

Spongebob comes by and acts normal. The annoying, nonsensical stupidity is too great for Salamance's Pokemon brain and he explodes.

 

[Riketr]

Mr. Clean scrubs things with Spongebob to death.