HOW TO MAKE A MANWICH
STEP 1
BUY SUPPRIES
ONE (1) (I) TIGER BREAD
ONE (UNO) (.) PACKAGE OF STIRFRY BEEF
A FAIR AMOUNT (MANY) (MULTIPLE) ASSORTED VEGETABLES
I AIN'T EVEN GONNA GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH VEGETABLES YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FUCK
YOU COULD USE ONION, CARROT, BROCOLLI, FUCK I DUNNO WHATEVER IS LOCAL
ANYWAY WHERE WAS I
YEAH
STEP B
STIRFRY YOUR BEEF FOR LIKE WHATEVER THE PACKET SAYS
MAYBE NOT AS LONG SO IT AIN'T CHEWY, YOU DON'T WANT CHEWY FOOD IN A SANDWICH SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
YOU COULD USE SAUCES AND ADD THEM TO THE MEAT WHEN IT'S ALMOST COOKED, FUCK GOD NOW I'M HUNGRY
WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT
OH YEAH
WHILE YOUR MEAT IS COOKING
GET YOUR TIGERBREAD
CUT IT IN HALF
THE PIECE ON THE LEFT AS AN EXAMPLE, WE DON'T SLICE IN THIS KITCHEN WE TEAR
ALSO I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW X-MEN PORN IS RELATED TO BREAD GOOGLE IMAGES
WHATEVER
TEAR OUT ALL THE SOFT WHITE BREAD INSIDE, LEAVING THE HARDER OUTER SHELL AND SOME WHITE AT THE END TO ABSORB LIQUID
EAT THAT SHIT OR SAVE IT FOR LATER TO DUNK IN SOUP OR SOMETHING
STEP THE THIRD
YOUR MEAT SHOULD BE COOKED NICELY. YOU KNOW IT'S COOKED NICELY BY EATING A PIECE. YOU DON'T WANT FOOD POISONING? TOO BAD, THE MANWICH TAKES NO PRISONERS
PUT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES AND ASSORTED SIDEORDERS/SAUCES INTO A HUGE BOWL. PLACE THE DELICIOUS HOT MEATS INTO THE BOWL. YOU COULD EVEN ADD GRAVY IF YOU WANT TO BE THAT MANLY, BUT WE'RE REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS OF MANERATION AT THIS POINT AND YOU MAY CAUSE AN ADVERSE REACTION IF THERE ARE ANY WOMEN NEARBY. BEARDS DON'T LOOK GOOD ON FEMALES YO
MIX ALL YOUR FUCKIN' FOOD IN THE BOWL WITH THE HUGE OVERSIZED SPOON YOU RECIEVED WITH YOUR FOREST OF CHESTHAIR
NOW SPOON THAT SHIT INTO THE HALF A TIGERBREAD, MAKING SURE TO HOLD IT UPWARDS BY THE END BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND GOD FUCK DAMNIT YOU SPENT 30 MINUTES PREPARING THIS SHIT
ANYWAY
SPOON IT IN, THEN ADD MORE GRAVY/SAUCE. I MEAN FUCKING GO TO TOWN WITH THAT SHIT
YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE THE HUGE BOWL FROM EARLIER AS A PLATE WHILE EATING BECAUSE THE GRAVY IS GONNA GO GODDAMN EVERYWHERE AND I DOUBT YOU GUYS ARE FANS OF GRAVYBATHS
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT
MANWICH