Destroy a this with a that!

[DKnucklehead]

Uses the power of Clint Eastwood's cigar to destroy the rockets

 

[Summer10]

Uses the ash tray to put out the cigar

 

[HarmakAnna]

Replaces the ash tray with a trail of gunpowder leading to a stick of dynamite

 

[Amorix]

I defuse the dynamite with...
MOAR DYNAMITE!

 

[pjaj]

I get rid of the dynamite in some lava... :D

 

[Stretford01]

I destroy the lava with water

 

[pjaj]

i absorb the water with sand

 

[Nottykitten]

I destroy your sand with water YUS THATS POSSIBLE,

 

[Degekken]

I destroy your water with beer.

 

[HarmakAnna]

It spilled on the table!

 

[Swate]

I eat the table.

 

[HarmakAnna]

I drive a wooden stake through your neck.

 

[Summer10]

I drive a wooden stake through your neck.

pencil sharpener until it fades into oblivion

 

[HarmakAnna]

I get a pencil tip wedged into the sharpener so it no longer works

 

[Amorix]

I beat it with a wrench until it works.

 

[Dess]

melt the wrench by throwing in lava

 

[Amorix]

I use a sponge to absorb the lava then get my wrench back moments before it became untouchably hot.

 

[HarmakAnna]

I get an Aggron to eat the wrench, as it bases part of it's diet off metal.

 

[Amorix]

I spray Agron with a water pistol.

 

[minecrafter1414]

I spray your water pistol with a flamethrower lol

 

[Swate]

My pet T-Rex appears and eats your flamethrower.

 

[Amorix]

This topic seems to have a death tendancy.
Anyway, I tell your dinosaur that him, along with the rest of his species, are dead, and he disappears into a puff of logic.
I have logic.

 

[HarmakAnna]

I give you GLaDoS, the most logical robot ever while being illogical at the same time.

 

[Summer10]

Paradox defeats every robot!

The message below this message is false
The message above this message is false

 

[Amorix]

I resolved the paradox by stating that neither message is correct or even relevant.