ATTENTION ALL OF YALL WHO HAVE HOPES TO WIN THIS.
I spoke to the leaders of the following countries: USA, Russia, China, France, UK, Norway, Canada, Somalia and Fiji. All of them have granted me military backup incase of misunderstandings. (Fiji offered me a holiday ^.^)
I have grabbed the attention of some of the worlds most powerful and influencial people...
Bill Gates, the Pope, the man who washes my windows every month and my maths teacher.
I have the support of my parents, most of my family back in Poland and my hamster. Yes, my hamster. (Its a beast)
MY INTENTIONS ARE CLEAR.
WE DO NOT WANT TROUBLE. WE JUST WANT NOBODY TO REPLY AFTER THIS POST SO THAT KRABY1 CAN WIN THIS. UNDERSTOOD? THANK YOU.
small print: you will get a life time supply of krab legs and cheese flavoured cookies. you will be granted access to the planet of mars whenever we colonize it, and you will receive my love. if you disobey my instructions i wil cry a lot and we dont want this to happen right?. i am here to win, not too loose. i am going to bed now and when i wake up i dont want to see a single reply from anybody. it can even be julius ceaser rising from the dead to reply, i dont want it. you dont want kraby to cry dont you. #yolo #swag #just #threatened #some #blocktopia #thread #please #dont #take #any #of #this #srsly