Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Faliara]

Unfortunately, Ltin actually had two of that exact same washing machine and as the chunk of debris slid off, the bigger, heavier and unoperational adamantium washing machine crashed onto it.

 

[lilzeppy]

Fortunately, the bigger, heavier, unoperational adamantium washing machine only had a loose agitator that was bumped into place when it fell on top of the smaller, inferior adamantium washing machine - so now it is miraculously fully functional!

 

[Faliara]

Unfortunately, Notty noticed none of it as she had already entered the house and changed her clothesl

 

[lilzeppy]

Fortunately, nothing has been resolved as it has previously been established that there is blood covering all her spare clothes - meaning that she must wash her clothes!

 

[chicken23456789]

Unfortunately the dog had come back from the moon and was now crawling back through the window.

 

[cooliorules]

Fortunately the dog was too small to climb all the way through

(I don't even know what the heck I read.. just.. wow xD)

 

[Fiestaguy]

Unfortunately. The dog used the door that was open instead.

 

[Duffie]

Fortunately, the dog was allergic to bear blood.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Unfortunately the bear blood turned out to be ketchup.

 

[Duffie]

Unfortunately the bear blood turned out to be ketchup.

Waitwhat, the bear had ketchup inside of him? Okay then.

Fortunately, the dog's also allergic to ketchup. Who knew?

 

[Fiestaguy]

Unfortunately the dog's friend knew and drank the bear ketchup for him.

Now there are 2 dogs. Oh goody.

 

[Faliara]

Fortunately, Notty had locked her door to change while Faliara waited outside.

 

[Swate]

Unfortunately the dogs know how to pick locks.

 

[Nottykitten]

Fortunately, Notty expected this and ran out via the backdoor.

 

[Sephhh]

Unfortunately, due to the house that was blown up beside her house, there was a large crowd so she went back in.

 

[Nottykitten]

Fortunately, in that crowd there was Sephhh and Sephhh went back inside with Notty to help against the dogs.

 

[brownlee123]

Unfortunately, both Notty and Sephhh were born at the height of the Great Allergy Epidemic of 2189 and it turns out Sephhh is also allergic to dogs, cats, bear blood, and ketchup.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately. Baker93 is watching

Fortunately the crowd got hungry and grilled both the dogs.

 

[brownlee123]

Unfortunately, the dogs gave everyone food poisoning because their weak mortal stomachs couldn't handle the gloriousness that is Meat of Dog.

So everyone's vomitin basically

 

[Sephhh]

Fortunately, since everyone now has stains on their clothes, Notty and Sephhh were able to go through the crowd unnoticed but she still needs clean clothes!

 

[Ltin]

Unfortunately, Ltin returned home and thinks notty blew up his house.

 

[brownlee123]

Fortunately, a certain firefighter responded to Ltin's house blowing up. Now this certain firefighter had watched one episode of The Walking Dead too much. When he got there, he saw mobs of moaning people with nasty stains in there shirt. He let out a shrill, high-pitched scream and proceeded to blast them with water whilst screaming, "Die Undead scum!" In the process of this, he cleaned Notty's shirt.

 

[Ltin]

Unfortunately, he also ruined nottys shirt and Ltins shirt in the process, and Ltin tries to kill notty.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Fortunately Notty is invulnerable to everything for reasons unknown.

 

[Ltin]

Unfortuanly I killed all of notty's family and friends.