Well, I was playing kingdom of loathing.
And someone came into my clan chat.
Hilarity ensues.
(not exactly appropriate for younger ones!)
Right Testicle wanders into chat. Right Testicle: I say, where is my brother? Left Testicle: Over here, dear brother! Left Testicle: I missed you so. Right Testicle: And where is our member? Goron Soilder: i know he did but it usual wil say "limeygreg has logged off." Left Testicle: LimeyGreg? He seems to be offline. Twinkertoes: ah, dunno, maybe that doesn't work when he just closes the window? Right Testicle: Alas! Now we cannot be complete! Left Testicle: For a pair of testicles with no dick is useless. Shematics12: So sorry I've been out lately! Shematics12: ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Left Testicle: Hello! Shematics12: WTF?!! Right Testicle: Salutations! Shematics12: AHHHHHHH!!!! Shematics12: OMG Twinkertoes is so confused...and yet amused. Left Testicle tosses a glance to Righty. Right Testicle returns the glance. Right Testicle: These people are weird. Left Testicle: I concur. Shematics12: Ok I have to say... this is pretty hilarious Left Testicle: I'm glad you think so, friend! Pray tell, do you know what has become of our member? Right Testicle: He was online not ten minutes ago. We came to join him, but, alas, he has vanished. Shematics12: He's over there, right next to the automatic shoe kicker Twinkertoes: Is he just named member? Right Testicle: His name is LimeyGreg. Left Testicle: Perhaps you've heard of him? Shematics12: lol >.< wolfmaniac1 (private): whats your alt? private to wolfmaniac1: Right Testicle. Shematics12 runs off to read a book Shematics12: BANANA Twinkertoes ignores the trolls. BananaOfDoom: Hey chat! Firbaelvan: Book? Blasphamy! -hic- BananaOfDoom: hey shem! Left Testicle is upset that Limey is not here. BananaOfDoom: there's a left testicle and a right testicle in chat... Right Testicle: Banana! You'll do. Twinkertoes: Just ignore them BoD Left Testicle: We came to find him. Right Testicle: We're missing our Member. BananaOfDoom: Who's multi are they? MantaWolf checks his pants to make sure his testies are still there.... Left Testicle: I'm Right Testicle's multi. Right Testicle: I Right Testicle: am NOT Left Testicle's multi. :\ Right Testicle: I'm insulted, lefty. I thought we were brothers! Left Testicle: Brothers, multis. Tomato, tomahto. Right Testicle: Right Testicle: BananaOfDoom, would you take the honour of standing between us? suinoq: are you guys running a script here, or ad-libbing? Left Testicle: It's getting cold. suinoq: either way, you should get on with it - the show is getting stale. Left Testicle: Suinoq, surely you jest. We came here to find Limey, not to act in a play for your amusement. Right Testicle: Indeed. Right Testicle: If he's not here, then we will be off. Twinkertoes: Limey is not here, he's gone to bed. Left Testicle: Cheerio then, mates! Left Testicle: Hugs and kisses. MantaWolf is certain there is enough staff online to handle your issue Right Testicle: Fare thee well! BananaOfDoom: So....weird...
Edit: For those wondering, these are someone elses logs of the event, not mine, which is where the private message part came from. I could never be that good of a troll.