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Conversation scenario: All Guardians live together in a mansion when not shaping the world.
Guardians of the Mansion: Inauguration
Goddamnit -IMdB
My midget kid liked it -Rotten Tomatoes
Avis: Alright it's really weird & I have no clue how it came about
Fiesta: YOUR MALE FRIEND JUST THREW HIMSELF DOWN THE STAIRS
Fiesta: > LAUGHS
Fiesta: DAMN YOU
Avis: But for some strange reason I just thought that when we aren't RPing our GotE characters go back to this giant mansion-like home and live semi-normally.
Avis: Like, they have struggles and shit.
Avis: "WHO THE FUCK ATE MY ICE CREAM"
Avis: I WAS LAUGHING AT YOU RUNNING FROM MY ROOM
Fiesta: XD I always hoped for that
Fiesta: "BUT AIRIS, TOPAZ STOLE MY DRESS" Alouette complained loudly.
Fiesta: "Go to your room. And I'd better not find Light in there."
Avis: "The hell do I need a dress for?!"
xD
Avis: I had a decent chuckle with that. Thanks
FiestaL Obvs you are going to a dance with Ross
Avis: Nah
Fiesta: How tall is Topaz?
Avis: I JUST THOUGHT OF TOPAZ TRYING TO CONTROL HER FIRE
Avis: AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS DOWN THE GARDEN
Avis: AND THE HOUSE BURNS DOWN
Avis: AND FLORAS ALL "NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN TOPAZ"
Fiesta: "ROSS, WAKE UP DAMNIT."
Fiesta: "THE HOUSE IS ON FUCKING FIRE."
Avis: "AGAIN"
Fiesta: "Goddamnit. CYRA, STOP SLIPPING HIM SLEEPING PILLS DURING DINNER."
Avis: "YOU HAVE NO PROOF I DID THAT."
Avis: I really like this idea
Avis: "YOU'RE CORRUPTION."
Fiesta: Omg we should do this
Avis: xD
Fiesta: Guardians of the Mansion
Avis: YeS
Avis: xD
Fiesta: > Light kills everyone
Fiesta: End
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Guardians of the Mansion: Mansion harder.
Humanity has failed - Arnold Schwarzenegger
For America! - Michelle Obama
[08:06:28] Fiestasheep: I'm still thinking about that mansion.
[08:06:46] Avis: The Guardians Mansion?
[08:06:55] Fiestasheep: I'm picturing Liro in the morning wearing a fluffy coat, cotton slippers and dancing through the house.
[08:07:04] Avis: xD
[08:07:40] Fiestasheep: And Cyra sitting in the living room with a newspaper, staring coldly at anyone who passes.
[08:07:59] Avis: Liro dances past Crya death glares before slowly going back to reading
[08:08:14] Fiestasheep: XD
[08:08:24] Fiestasheep: "Two kittens driven over by truck? Nice." She exclaimed.
[08:09:30] Avis: Pssh don't look at me. I cannot do Liro's personality. >n<
[08:09:42] Fiestasheep: Light and Alouette are laying in bed together.
[08:10:02] Avis: AIRIS WALKS IN LIKE
[08:10:04] Fiestasheep: Airis is in the hall, fallen asleep with his ear pressed against the door.
[08:10:12] Avis: xD
[08:10:30] Fiestasheep: Ikr XD
[08:10:41] Avis: I was going to say, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SNEAK IN AGAIN"
[08:10:46] Avis: or something along the lines of that
[08:10:50] Avis: I dunno~ :3
[08:10:52] Fiestasheep: Topaz, FAUNA and Caithe sharing a room like in a common highschool drama show.
[08:11:45] Fiestasheep: Himmin sitting in a back room in another room where Takot sleeps~
[08:12:19] Fiestasheep: And Ross in the garden, counting stars with Endal~
[08:12:22] Avis: Flora is Caithe
[08:12:26] Avis: 10/10
[08:12:39] Fiestasheep: FAUNA
[08:12:40] Avis: x3
[08:12:54] Fiestasheep: And all is presented like a sitcom filmed with live audio.
[08:13:08] Fiestasheep: "Cyra, where did you put my banana?" Audience laughs
[08:14:05] Avis: Pffft. I never really watch sitcoms
[08:14:26] Fiestasheep: I do sometimes
[08:14:33] Fiestasheep: They can be fun.
[08:15:16] Avis: I'm picturing Topaz coming down stairs a mess, and just looks at someone like, "They where fucking arguing again. Tora put ants in Caithes bed. Again."
[08:15:25] Fiestasheep: I forgot Cairne in the basement swimming around in a bath full of rubber duckies.
[08:15:30] Avis: xD
[08:15:42] Fiestasheep: Cyra's like "LET ME JOIN."
[08:16:07] Fiestasheep: Then Light walks into the hall with only a towel covering his waist. "WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STOLE MY SOAP?"
[08:16:34] Fiestasheep: Alouette: "Light, come back damnit!"
[08:17:23] Avis: Airis loses his shit at that point I'd imagine. Death starring Light as he walks awkwardly back to the bathroom.
[08:17:30] Fiestasheep: "CYRA LEFT THE WATER RUNNING." Ross yells from downstairs
[08:17:49] Fiestasheep: And the entire floor is submerged in 5 cm of water
[08:18:33] Avis: Topaz is standing on the couch like, "Fuckthatfuckthatfuckthat remOVE THIS WATER NOW."
[08:18:42] Avis: Tora just lets a bunch of fish swim around
[08:18:42] Fiestasheep: Endal: "WHY CAN'T YOU ACT NORMALLY DAMNIT."
[08:19:12] Fiestasheep: Omg. Dinner is a mess.
[08:19:16] Avis: xD
[08:19:27] Fiestasheep: Light and Alouette holding hands under the table.
[08:19:37] Avis: Topaz just goes 'fuck it' and takes her dinner to her room.
[08:19:38] Fiestasheep: Airis kicking him and staring at him from the other side.
[08:19:52] Avis: Tora and Caithe having arguments with glares and glances
[08:20:00] Avis: flinging food at each other occasionally.
[08:20:09] Fiestasheep: Cyra and Cairne are turning their food into living beings
[08:20:24] Fiestasheep: "CAIRNE, STOP ANIMATING THE CHICKEN DAMNIT."
[08:21:04] Fiestasheep: Endal and Ross sitting at the edge, quietly.
[08:21:14] Fiestasheep: Himmin and Takot chatting with each other.
[08:21:46] Fiestasheep: Liro and Skri'ik sitting, doing nothing because I can't think of anything.
[08:21:59] Fiestasheep: Ζωή bringing food to Hope's grave
[08:22:25] Avis: Nyeh
[08:22:34] Avis: IM PICTURING SHOPPING NOW
[08:22:41] Fiestasheep: Going to school now.
[08:22:43] Avis: "STOP KNOCKING SHIT OVER"
[08:22:52] Fiestasheep: "WE'RE GOING SHOPPING"
[08:22:59] Fiestasheep: At the mall:
[08:23:29] Fiestasheep: Light tries to run away, but Alouette grabs him and drags him into the clothing store.
[08:23:37] Avis: Psssh
[08:23:40] Fiestasheep: ?
[15:44:14] Ea: wow Zwn only mentioned once
[15:44:17] Ea: and its sad
[15:44:17] Ea: why
[15:44:19] Fiestasheep: :D
[15:44:26] Fiestasheep: No reason~
[15:44:35] Ea: you suck
[15:44:40] Fiestasheep: I do not
[15:44:44] Fiestasheep: I don't do self-progeria
[15:44:56] Ea: But like Ross owuld water bend the bathtub while someone was in it
[15:45:10] Ea: and would chase Topaz around trying to drop the water on her
[15:45:26] Fiestasheep: Ohwow
[15:45:29] Fiestasheep: In the bathtub
[15:45:33] Fiestasheep: Is he like, undressed? 0-0
[15:45:41] Ea: no?
[15:45:42] Fiestasheep: "ROSS PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON."
[15:45:52] Fiestasheep: "I GET NAKED WHEN I WANT, LIGHT. FUCK YOU."
[15:46:00] Ea: Someone else was in the bathtub and her steals the water from outside the room
[15:46:00] Ea: like
[15:46:12] Ea: and then Caithe is in the bathtub like "DAMMIT ROSS, I NEED WATERING"
[15:46:21] Ea: "BRING THE WATER BACK"
[15:46:25] Fiestasheep: Airis chasing Ross with a towel covering his groin "COME BACK WITH THE WATER, ROSS."
[15:46:35] Ea: xD
[15:46:54] Ea: Zwn is talking to Tora and all her animals
[15:47:16] Ea: Alouette is screeching at Airis to "PUT SOME DAMN UNDERPANTS ON"
[15:47:52] Fiestasheep: Light is laughing at it all.
[15:48:08] Fiestasheep: Cyra quickly raids the underwear drawer and evaporates all underwear.
[15:48:17] Ea: Remilia and Cairne are spawning random demons from the Nether
[15:48:36] Fiestasheep: "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, GUYS."
[15:48:47] Ea: Darkness and Death are sulking in a corner
[15:49:01] Ea: Airis gives Death a nervous smile and blushes as he runs past
[15:49:19] Fiestasheep: Catco is standing on the roof, believing he's the all-amazing rescuer
[15:49:35] Ea: Himinn is talking to Ender because otp
[15:49:39] Fiestasheep: Pff
[15:49:42] Ea: Takot is crushing on every girl he spots
[15:49:58] Fiestasheep: Takot is closely watching them while he hits on thousands of people
[15:50:12] Fiestasheep: The final part with the shopping, though.
[15:51:56] Ea: Skri'ik keeps asking questions since hes obsessed with knowledge
[15:52:02] Fiestasheep: Retrieving original logs now
[15:52:11] Ea: Liro traps Skri'ik in a rock cage because hes annoyed of his questions
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Faliara can I pleeeaaase turn this into a seperate collaborative fiction thread? c: ))