HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Shinyshark]

10, come on guys.

 

[joethepro123]

summer, your wish is granted but the puppy is actually a wolf with red eyes and it eats you whole.
Ouch.

I wish to meet GmK in person.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but he kills you to keep his identity secret.

I wish for many fairly obtained diamond blocks.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but they disappear when your chests are wiped.

I wish my diamond blocks hadn't disappeared in a chest wipe.

Also, 9.

 

[Jayfeather]

Granted, but someone steals them because they are jelly.
I wish I had some yummy noodles and some butter.

 

[115Predator]

Wish granted, except you find that the noodles are actually abnormally long living and dead maggots.

I do NOT wish.

 

[Jayfeather]

Wish Not Granted?

I wish San00b would post more Creepy Pasta's.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you never sleep and begin to hallucinate all the Creepy Pastas he posts. Pretty soon, you are a Creepy Pasta.

 

[Gamefan__15]

Wish granted, except you find that the noodles are actually abnormally long living and dead maggots.

I do NOT wish.

Congratulations!
You just made me lose my appetite

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Oh, forgot my wish. Wish iPhones weren't so difficult to type and use Safari with.

 

[Summer10]

Granted but your fingers gets bitten off by a housecat

I wish for the thing that cannot be wished for

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but since it can not be wishes for, ungranted.

I wish for General Tso chicken.

 

[Summer10]

granted but the chicken turns into maggots

I wish for the wish that i cannot wish for unless i wish for not wishing for it instead of wishing it at the towns wishing well and someone after me wishes for the wish i am wishing right now to wish for my wish in a dream that only i can wish for

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you don't meet the requirements you laid out for you to use the wish. (Your wish wasn't that confusing)

I wish people would stop misspelling definitely as defiantly.

 

[Summer10]

granted, but your wish involves kids going to school which cause rioting which cause anarchy which cause the world to collapse in on it's self!

I wish defiant_blob would defiantly stop ruining my wishes

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but he starts right back up in 2 minutes.

I wish for a huge warehouse full of supplies.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but organized criminals made warehouse empty and griefed

I wish for cup of cola

 

[Friendy]

Wish granted, But that cup of cola had poison in it.

I wish to wish.

 

[Summer10]

Granted, but i corrupt the wish

I wish for defiant_blob to sotp ruining my wishes!!!! and also, a pie

 

[Notme]

Granted, but now Megatron will corrupt wishes, and this pie is spoiled.

I wish I could be in Australia

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you are hunted by every animal there.

I wish for a genie that gave me three uncorrupted wishes.

 

[joethepro123]

Granted, but the genie is corrupted, so his wishes are corrupted anyway.

I wish to own a Portal Gun.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but GLaDOS ends up killing you.

Btw, the wishes can't be corrupted since I stated "uncorrupted wishes", so I'll do it again.

I wish for a genie that gives me three uncorrupted wishes :3

 

[joethepro123]

awww, at least I tried

 

[Notme]

Granted but wishes doesn't work

I wish, I want MOON