HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Fiestaguy]

Granted, But they're all overdate.

I WISH FOR MORE NECROPOSTS LIKE THIS.

 

[myusername22]

Granted but that really isn't a necropost

I wish for sunshine

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but eventually the sun will explode and kill us all.
I wish for mutton.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but then Fiesta eats it.
I wish someone could fix the Ltin Corporation Email Checking Protection so it would compelling people to set off Combustible Lemons while still holding them.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but the man who did it was dyslexic and only combustible melons were set off.
I wish I had the attention span to start reading my new books.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but it fades after you read 3.14 pages.
I wish i would wait to hit post untill after I type my wish.

 

[Timdood3]

(Joke's on you, I almost got to page 5)
Granted, but *hits post*
I wish I wasn't so damn tall.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but you are crushed under the weight of the air.
I wish for 3 dollars. Cash.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but the unorriginality of your paradox causes 3 nuclear bombs the size of Canada to destroy earth prime.
I wish Tim would be more original.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but his originality exploded his brain, he is unable to use any more wishes.
I wish I would stop replying to this thread.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but a new rule is added that all posts must have Timdood3 in them. I wish Tim didn't die when I shot him.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but Timdood3 did indeed die when he shot himself.

 

[Ltin]

Timdood3 ur wish

 

[Timdood3]

Timdood3 is dead, he is incapable of wishing. That is his wish.

 

[Jivvi]

granted but your corpse smells

i wish for a corrupt wish

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but Timdood3 did not like the outcome.
I wish Tim wasn't dead.

 

[Timdood3]

Granted, but Timdood3 killed himself immediately,
After wishing he wasn't being tagged all the time.

 

[Jivvi]

granted, but everyone began tagging Ltin instead

i wish that this sentence is false

 

[Ltin]

Granted, (y u do dis jivvi.) granted, but you go insane from the paradox.
I wish my corrupting of tims wishes didn't kill Tim as often.

 

[Jivvi]

granted but Ltin managed to hospitalise tin instead

i wish that i could eat a piece of cake

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but then it turns into teleported bread. (I still got to use that one HA)
I wish Jivvi hadn't edited his posts saying I wish for bread.

 

[Jivvi]

granted but i wished for bread

i wish for bread

 

[lilzeppy]

Granted, but you get the multi-grain bread with all the seeds and shit no one likes.

I wish for a stress-free day at the beach.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but you die of stress after leaving the beach.
I wish for 3 more wishes.