How to get banned from Wal-Mart

[Da Jinks]

List all the ways do it it

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  Attempt to reserve a bag of chips
  Bring a TV or other large item through the 25 items or less lane
  Bring 25 items through the same lane, make a big deal of counting out load, then place a pack of gum at the last minute
  Ride a bike through the store to "test ride"
  Go around and ask people to be part of a flash mob

QUICK NOTE: I'm not suggesting everyone go do this, its purely meant as a joke and something funny to think about.

 

[RaizzanX]

Maybe I should try it at my 7-11 store in where I stay.

 

[Da Jinks]

Maybe I should try it at my 7-11 store in where I stay.

They have TV's and Bikes at your local 7-11?

 

[RaizzanX]

They have TV's and Bikes at your local 7-11?

Nah, but they have a microwave and news papers, I can find a corner to seat. Wear torn clothes, be a hobbo etc. Largest thing I have seen is a pack of beers.

 

[Duffie]

Blow up those long balloons in the kid/party section of the store, then release them into the sky!

 

[Da Jinks]

Blow up those long balloons in the kid/party section of the store, then release them into the sky!

 

[Amorix]

Jump into the red stuff.

 

[Mccuish]

start a game of marco polo
drag a lawn chair to the magazine section
turn on all the toys that make noise (i've done this one in the past )

 

[ZombiePineapple]

Start tipping over ailes

Streak (What? This should of been obvious)

 

[Duffie]

Hallway swimming.

 

[56LoneWolf56]

To late the test ride was a failure wouldnt recomnd for purchasexD

 

[Mikey]

Kill someone at the store

 

[Duffie]

Kill someone at the store

I think that's more than a ban, Mike.

 

[Undefined User 7]

1. Go to Walmart (Of course)
2. Find electronics section
3. Find Clocks (No not him)
4. Set the alarms to go off within 5 minutes of eachother
5. ???
6. Profit

 

[JayApple]

Kill someone at the store

steal bacon

 

[Duffie]

steal bacon

Why'd you quote Mike? xD

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Also, what you said reminded me of something...

Go to the store, and just outside the parking lot, go around asking everyone for a dollar.

After getting your dollar, go inside to find that the cookies you wanted needs a quarter more.

Proceed to walk around, asking everyone for a quarter.

 

[Da Jinks]

Walk around and find random people and keep eye contact with them for a good 5-10 seconds. Then, suddenly, twitch violently and gasp loudly.
Walk around humming the song, "pants on the ground".
Walk around in a Target uniform.

 

[TubaRiver]

Head to Walmart,
Find one of the many broadcast phones on the support beams throughout the store.
Enter the correct broadcast code (you can easily find the code from the internet or from a friend who works there. NOTE!!! If anyone goes to winn dixe...... '9' is the broadcast code. just hit 9 wait a couple secs BOOM.)
Make a professional broadcast about some super duper omg sale like $100 dollars off any TV you purchase within the next 10 minutes.
Let the chaos reign.

 

[Tiger437]

Have your friend play around with the footballs, then have them accidentally hit an old lady in the face after they yell "hike!" and throw the football behind them.. Spend the next 6 minutes hiding from your parents. Then accidentally knock over the bouncy ball thingy and yell tidal wave. Then when being escorted out say loudly "Let's go to target where the prices are better and the staff isn't full of jerks."

This actually happened to me and my friend in some random Walmart in the middle-of-nowhere Maine. xD

 

[Suikae]

All I can think of is 'Where the Heart Is...

How to get banned..
-Get a chair from the furniture section
-Get food from the food section
-Go to Electronics section
-Put chair in front of TV, sit, and relax

AND TO PRETTY MUCH GET BANNED ANYWHERE...

 

[Da Jinks]

Go up to Customer Service and ask if you can order one of everything in the store
Talk like everything you say was translated from Gizoogle
Go to sleep in a clothes rack

 

[Later_Gator]

'Nuff said.

 

[115Predator]

STEP 1
Dress up like Steve.

Spoiler

Fig. 1.0: Steve.

STEP 2
Steal all the legos in Wal-Mart

Spoiler

Fig. 1.1: The Legos in Wal-Mart.

 

[Vatowski]

Why'd you quote Mike? xD

Pig avatar hurdurrrrrr

 

[Duffie]

Pig avatar

Because quoting a post that has nothing to do with bacon or pigs totally makes sense.

Should have tagged.