How to get banned from Wal-Mart

RaizzanX

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I might have had an idea if there was even a Wal-Mart in Australia o_o
Anyways just set the place on fire :D
TONIGHT...WE ARE YOUNG, SO I SET THE WALMART ON FIRE, SO WE COULD BURN BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN~

In all seriousness, make Walmart/Conveniece store your second home, like doing laundry and stuff. Ask the staff for food. Wait...did someone say food?
 

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Why would you want to be banned from Walmart? :confused:
This is a complete joke thread mate! Just imaging some of this stuff and laugh is thepoint of this thread!
Yeah, I know. Just pointing out :)
Oh and I have a good one. Stand in the middle of the isle and start doing the Harlem shake :cool:
 

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Grab a shopping cart. Put a bunch of the portable stoves and other cooking supplies from the cooking section.
Grab some chairs and tables as well. Go to the center of the store and setup the furniture and stoves .
go on the broadcast phone and announce you are opening your own restaurant within the store and begin cooking.
 

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  • Bring Popped popcorn into the store, grab some chairs from wherever, take them to the electronics section and put them in the way of people, sit in them and watch whatever movie they have playing
  • GRANNY PANTIES!!! They are great for every thing! Put them in peoples carts when they weren’t looking, Drop them over fresh fruit and hang them from flowers. Stuff a few pairs in with toys
  • 1 word TAG :D
  • Put itching powder in unpurchased underwear (i'm so doing this one :giggle:)
  • rid in the shopping carts XD
  • start a conga line :D
 

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I've been banned from Western Australia if that counts...
How did you get banned from the western part of a country?
My best bet is he tried to bring something through customs he wasn't allowed to, it pretty much leads to you getting kicked out and sent back to where you came from at the very least >.<
 
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